All the best for the New Year! I took two weeks worth of news, and via secret alchemical techniques, distilled...
Solstice, smolstice. Like the guy in Groundhog Day, I’m convinced there’s no way this annis horriblis is ever gonna end....
Brain tumours contagious, more like depleted uranium. Are brain tumours contagious? Head-butt from horse restores man’s sight. Like bashing the...
Rick was all set to do Monday’s news when he saw a reindeer silhouette spotlighted upon the night-time sky. He...
All I want for Xmas is to get over this flu… Nobel Prize-winning scientist defends the paranormal. Martians could kill...
Nothing spectacular in today’s news. I recommend not reading it, and instead going out to enjoy the world outside your...
The news isn’t sorted by theme today, it’s random madness. The Mojave Desert was once a giant’s doodle pad. No,...
Dear Santa, Here’s what I’d like for Christmas. Since I’ve behaved myself exceptionally well this year, please bring me a...