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News Briefs 24-06-2004

Ah, DSL is back. Everything in the world just seems a lot better now…

  • Archdruid of Wales wants Stonehenge returned. Didn’t the workpersons mean to build it there? “Syllddddsbpphyry, not Salisbury you idiots!”
  • Origins of farming pushed back 10,000 years to 23,000 BCE.
  • Recent finds are giving us a new look at the ancient Maya.
  • The Long Man of Wilmington chalk figure may be only a few centuries old.
  • Gypsy groups accuse IBM of aiding Nazi mass-murder.
  • Not to be outdone, Holocaust victims sue Germany for $18 billion for holding stolen artworks.
  • Mummy of a child stolen from ancient Egyptian tomb.

  • Random noise in our visual systems may be the key to the enigma of the Mona Lisa’s smile.
  • Listen to the birth cry of the cosmos. Five million years compressed into 5 seconds.
  • NASA plans cash prizes in wake of SpaceShipOne’s success.
  • Astrobiology analyses Cassini’s flyby of Saturn’s mysterious moon, Phoebe.
  • Where will travellers of the 21st century look for destinations of interest?
  • Get out your prospecting gear Bill: Texas hit by asteroid 58 million years ago.
  • Exploring crop circles through the documentary Stardreams.
  • Bigfoot – “There’s a ton of evidence…a mountain of evidence. The problem is that none of that evidence is any good.
  • Bigfoot – “We have enough evidence here to warrant a government investigation into this creature…”
  • One of Scotland’s most distinguished astronomers and paranormal researchers, Professor Emeritus Archie Roy, speaks his mind.
  • Giant sea blobs are just whale carcasses.
  • Strange lights appear after power failure.
  • Hi-tech clairvoyance. I don’t think I’m that interested in the future.
  • Secret sexual history of the monk ghosts of BlackFriars Priory.
  • You thought that was a great headline? Try this one: Ronald McDonald charged after armed siege in nuclear bunker. The headline is better than the story.
  • Quantum dots may brighten your home in the future.
  • Chemical eye chip becomes a reality.
  • WHO warns of dangers of alternative and herbal medicines. What’s on second.
  • Creative side unlocked by stroke.
  • Holograms – high art or just a gimmick?
  • Scientists cultivate beautiful silicon nano-flowers.
  • Net pioneer predicts the future web.
  • Suspicion of spyware on latest Beastie Boys CD. I’m tellin’ y’all it’s a sabotage.
  • Mighty Mouse‘ gene found in humans.
  • This looks like fun…new X-Box and PS2 game: “Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy“. Perhaps I should buy an X-Box before I buy the game.

Quote of the Day:

Cause What You See You Might Not Get

And We Can Bet So Don’t You Get Souped Yet

You’re Scheming On A Thing That’s A Mirage

I’m Trying To Tell You Now It’s Sabotage

Beastie Boys – ‘Sabotage’

Editor
  1. “Mighty Mouse” gene found in humans!
    It’s all down hill from here…

    “Myostatin blockade will probably work its way into professional and amateur athletics, as well as into the ever-growing business of physical enhancement”

    This can only mean one thing.
    Large humanoid monsters will roam the earth.

    Prison is going to be that much more croweded…

  2. Hi,

    Future web ? What fut
    Hi,

    Future web ? What futureweb not a word, no vision, and in hindsight those darpa creatures might just have slipped in that trojan horse into our world, what a gift. More integration, more control.

    ” Fear accomplishes nothing but destruction. Fear is the greatest enemy of all that exists on Planet Earth. Fear is bondage, fear is not freedom”

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