News Briefs 22-08-2018

Slow news day in America…it’s a good thing we’re around to bring some excitement to your day:

Quote of the Day:

When I wrecked in the Corvette in 2004 at Sonoma — it caught fire — somebody pulled me out of that car. And I thought that it was a corner worker because I felt somebody put their hands under my armpits and pull me out of the car. I didn’t get out. I don’t have any memory of myself climbing out of the car.