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News Briefs 11-04-2017

Pure comedy

Quote of the Day:

The comedy of man starts like this
Our brains are way too big for our mothers’ hips
And so Nature, she divines this alternative
We emerge half-formed and hope that whoever greets us on the other end
Is kind enough to fill us in

Father John Misty, ‘Pure Comedy

Editor
  1. mmmmmmm cereal
    Dentist: This article makes my teeth hurt.

    Macaws: Whether it was intentional or not, I still see this as animals abuse. Those birds were psychologically abused. I don’t believe tropical birds should be owned as pets. Nine out of ten the person doesn’t know how to take care of them.

    Hermit: I would think after 27 years he would learn how to hunt, which leads me to believe he just liked stealing.

    Taking jobs: Those robots are adorable, and to be honest, if they are going to take the post office job and be more efficient then good – replace the humans. I have lost countless packages at the post office. The human side are a**holes.

    1. from the Not-Iago-Dept.
      Your comment on mcaws reminded me of a doc film i sawr once all aboot some groups and people who try to do the impossible: rehome parrots. It was heartrending. I’m glad that there are people like that who try.

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