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News Briefs 07-11-2016

Leading off today’s news briefs with a few election-related items – please forgive our obvious bias toward Giant Space Rock as the ideal candidate to solve our problems…

Quote of the Day:

The news is not a pure representation of reality; it’s something that has been twisted by business people to harvest attention, which is then converted into money. That’s where it gets incredibly nefarious.

Duncan Trussell

Editor
  1. News +1
    First of, looking at your Twitter feed Greg on the side made my heart sink. Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury…dear god no. How could they give him the role. I feel like I’m the only one who hates that guy’s face and its smug sense of worth. Fuck you Josh (video game reference).

    Giant rock: I still favor being alive, just not on this planet anymore.

    Robot: He may convert to vegetarian. Let’s show him some of those PETA propaganda tapes.

    Stranger things: I can’t get Netflix right now :'(

    Kinky sex: So…Crowley was right?

    Giant balls: That moment when Russia has bigger balls than either of the presidential candidates *que the burn ooh’s*

    Aristotle: I wasn’t wrong, I knew this all along from living with a dog. You learn a lot from animals when you pay attention.

    Body in my dream: Last time I checked, I wasn’t a badass warrior who could turn into a dragon and fly in real life ._.

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