News Briefs 28-07-2016

Grailers: get in quick to be sure to have a chance at winning this signed Alan Moore comic

Quote of the Day:

If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.

Malcolm X

Editor
  1. inventions
    Well,

    1. Brain implants that allow people to read each other’s (should be others’) minds.
    Really? Most couples will be disappointed. And I mean severely so. She is getting fat, and you have a dirty mind. And you’re getting fat too.

    4. Pills that let you change genders temporarily — or forever.
    Hey, I know how badly women are treated. I don’t need to experience that myself.

    8. Reputation Statements that list any good deeds you do.
    Seriously now, who does good deeds? Really? No ulterior motives? I don’t believe you.

    9. An Indulgence Navigator to provide real-time updates that help you avoid cravings.
    I want to avoid cravings? What are you talking about?

    10. An augmented reality app that makes exercise a transparent and measurable facet of daily life.
    Nonsense. People enjoy the pain of working out, that is the whole point.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.