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News Briefs 01-02-2016

It says a lot about the modern world when a Markov bot mashing up Sarah Palin quotes with Erowid trip reports makes more sense than what most politicians are saying. Or maybe that’s just me…

Thanks Kat and @t3dy.

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Todd and I held it in, as long as the magic unfolded, and the economy sputtered to a halt and started screaming incoherently.

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  1. Just for the record…….

    Sarah Palin never said she could “see Russia from my front porch.” That statement was uttered by Tina Fey when she was playing Palin in a skit on the NBC comedy show “Saturday Night Live”. That is continues to be attested to Mrs Palin shows, to my mind, more about the pettiness of her detractors than it ever said about her.

    I voted for John McCain for president. In truth, I was hoping that within days of being sworn in as president, he’d drop dead and Sarah Palin would take over.

    She’d be an order of magnitude better executive than president mom-jeans and his clown car posse administration that currently infest the White House. It’s going to take a least a generation to undo the damage to these United States that that miserable wretch and his sycophant enablers have done.

    1. Non sequiturs
      [quote=Gwedd]Sarah Palin never said she could “see Russia from my front porch.” That statement was uttered by Tina Fey when she was playing Palin in a skit on the NBC comedy show “Saturday Night Live”. That is continues to be attested to Mrs Palin shows, to my mind, more about the pettiness of her detractors than it ever said about her.[/quote]

      I know that. But Palin *did* say “you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska” (a true statement), which is what I’ve paraphrased above. So not sure what you’re taking issue with… 😉

      [quote] I voted for John McCain for president. In truth, I was hoping that within days of being sworn in as president, he’d drop dead and Sarah Palin would take over.[/quote]

      I like you brother, but no. Just…no.

      1. Well…….
        Then we must agree to disagree. It’s why I try hard to not bring politics into any of the wonderful discourses here at TDG.

        It’s one of my favorite places, and as far as I’m concerned, the less intrusion of politics into the environment here, the better. Sometimes, it’s true, it can’t be helped. But on the whole, I believe that unless we have a nice bottle of whiskey to moderate the conversation, then we should leave tthe politics to other venues. 🙂

        1. Illuminati
          Who need blame the “Illuminati” when we have the Military/Industrial Complex about which Eisenhower so presciently warned us? Now that my friends is a very powerful and destructive cabal.

          1. The Bugatti of Illuminatii
            Yes, the author doesn’t bother to contemplate why the political system is “jury-rigged”. He also doesn’t consider that cabals could be pro-church and pro-monarchial. The church AND monarchies/dictatorships are very useful to cabals. Historically, US foreign policy would seem to prove this out!

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