News Briefs 27-04-2015

Rumours been spreadin’ around

Quote of the Day:

Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that.

Martin Luther King

  1. Penis tree: Necessary questions/statements
    [quote=]@farciminis @DrLindseyFitz There’s a joke in there about wood, but I ain’t touching it.[/quote]

    That’s what she said.

    If a penis tree falls in a forest, does it cry like a girl?

    How many fit in a bushel? Or just a bush?

    Gives a whole new meaning to sowing your seeds.

    Did…did they eat them…like fruit…?

    Proof that 5 year old boys and medieval monks have something in common: when they get bored they draw penises in their notebooks.

    Unlike avocados, when they are ripe they are hard.

    Has it ever snowed in summer?

    Pollinated by the birds and bees.

    Something tells me in a grotesque way this was real…think really really dark thoughts.

    And finally, there’s a foreskin joke in there somewhere and I ain’t touching it…..or anything else now for that matter until I get a bottle of Lysol and some gloves.

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