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Love at First Fort? Kreskin’s Supernatural Dating Service

Has your love for things that go bump in the night turned you into a lone wolf, like an old Skinwalker curse? Would you like to go UFO hunting by the pale moon light with a significant other? Is your camping tent roomy enough for a Squatching date?

If the answer to one of those questions is ‘yes’ then REJOICE! World renowned mentalist The amazing Kreskin has sought to remedy your perennial singlehood with the very first Supernatural Dating Society™; a place where people interested in paranormal phenomena can seek out their true soul mate, without the fear of ruining the very first date the moment you pull out your phone to show the latest stabilized version of the Patterson-Gimlin footage –yeah, like it’s never happened to YOU!

From the dating society’s site:


Can I really be suggesting a social dating society directed specifically to people interested in all of the forementioned areas?
Absolutely! Furthermore, these folks would like nothing more than to meet other people with whom they can discuss their thoughts, beliefs, and experiences without compromise…without fear of embarrassment. They want to speak openly to a special someone who will listen, understand their feelings, and react appropriately.

Kreskin recently gave an interview to Cosmopolitan to explain what motivated him to launch the site:

It’s very, very interesting. Most people I talked to would like to meet people that they could join and visit places that seem like they’re haunted. They don’t want to do it by themselves. The other area, which is gigantic, is the UFO area. There are people who would like to go to sites — and listen, I don’t happen to believe in alien landings, but some people do. As far as UFOs, I talk to too many pilots that have had planes tracked; they told me stories; they said, “Kreskin, if we went back and made this public, we’d probably lose our jobs because the company would say, ‘You’re acting crazy,'” or what have you. They want to go with someone they know feels the same way.

I myself am not a mentalist, so I don’t know what Kreskin was thinking when he came up with this idea, but didn’t he realize people in the paranormal scene are pathologically paranoid? I’m sure many would fear the site is just a CIA front in order to track them and/or feed them disinformation! What happens when you find someone interesting only to find out she’s a woman in black??

But even if right now I’m showing MY own personal paranoia, the other problem with dating paranormal buffs is that most of us are strongly opinionated. Imagine spending the whole time during a ‘romantic’ dinner fighting with your date over why the CARET drones are obvious hoaxes, the ETH doesn’t make any sense and Project Serpo is pure nonsense!

If you prefer not to join Kreskin’s community but re still looking to find a love interest that shares your love for all things fringe, then I’d then suggest you attend events like the International UFO conference. Granted, the average age of attendees hovers around 60 years-old, but why should that be a problem? –after all, MILFs are still a thing, right?


[H/T to Rick MG, who I hear is looking for a Mothmamacita]

  1. Paradating
    I’ll stick with dating “normal” women, I don’t want to end up married with el chupacabras…

    There was a dating/social website for Forteans from a few years back. I can’t remember the name though, and my google fu isn’t what it used to be.

  2. The tinfoil heart
    LOL You know I wouldn’t mind finding someone who has similar interests as me, but not a “cookie-cutter” version of course. But no matter what you should always ask a potential Fortean partner these five questions in this order:

    1. Can you see dead people?

    2. Have you ever or are you currently being abducted by aliens? (Think of the children!!!)

    3. Do you work for the government?

    4. Is that your familiar or just a pet cat?

    5. Do you have any STDs?

    Of course the first and last question may not count if you are having sex with ghosts 😉

    1. It’s difficult to find a
      It’s difficult to find a fortean with just your flavor of forteana. They are either too hot or too cold or believe wholeheartedly in something you don’t or vice versa. I suspect that fortean relationships take very long to develop with lots of circling and doubling back and sneaking peeks as the phreaks of inner life poke out embarrassingly at times; but there is also something irresistible about people riding more or less the same edge as yourself, so the greater danger is falling in love with someone’s interests first and mistaking that for true love.

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