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This has been all over the internet this week, but just in case you haven’t seen it: conspiranoiac Alex Jones spills the beans about the secret agenda of the machine clockwork elves, infiltrating the minds of world leaders through DMT injections spurring them on to build the Large Hadron Collider and open an inter-dimensional portal so the elves can spill through into our reality…

I’m a bit confused about some of the details. But then again, I’d imagine y’all are too…

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