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News Briefs 06-12-2007

We start with plenty of religion, but finish with some anus constricting and a truck-full of doughnuts. So hang in there…

Thanks Filip and Rick.

Quote of the Day:

Assistant District Attorney Michael Verveer conceded that the scene described in the criminal complaint of several squad cars chasing a donut truck around the west side could elicit laughter from many.

The Capital Times

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  1. Anal constriction: a path to nirvana?
    Interesting to see that people who bought that “How to Good-Bye Depression…” on Amazon, also bought this book.

    Oh yes, truly an escathological path to enlightment πŸ˜‰

    —–
    It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
    It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

    Red Pill Junkie

    1. Enlightenment
      Hi Red,
      I’d have thought the opposite to constriction would lead to enlightenment. I don’t know exactly by how much, but it must be somethimng like a pound in weight a time πŸ™‚

      The balanced adult retains an inner child

      Anthony North

  2. British ghost hunters
    RE: Have British ghost hunters uncovered an old murder?

    That whole thing is clearly a hoax. Don’t get me wrong i’m a huge Taps fan and a skeptic. I watch Ghost Hunters because they’re evidence is intriguing.

    that video is just poor quality and the sound is awful. They’re evidence is just speculation based on a ouija board. No logic or common sense used during the investigation to debunk anything.

    … the whole pushing the table was also pretty weird. Unless that was their “evidence” of a table moving… they had their hands on the table pushing it around. It didn’t spin around and get violent like i was hoping for.

  3. Of Mice and Elephants
    “Scifi writer and ufology buff Mac Tonnies takes on Stephen Hawking over time travel.”

    Would I be remiss to assume that Stephen Hawking completely failed to notice he had been “took on”? I would further assume that this was due to Tonnies “taking on” Hawking by shadow boxing with him from a different room as well as being someone Hawking wouldn’t recognize as someone capable of taking him on, using an argument (if it could be called that) that Hawking would not even consider as something with which he could be taken on.

    By the way, I recently took on the entire Dallas Cowboys football team. I rooted for the Green Bay Packers, with my TV wedged firmly between them and myself. Boy, I sure showed those Cowboys.

    No, I am not the brain specialist…..
    YES. Yes I AM the brain specialist.

  4. Parallel Universes with Orthagonal Parking
    [Boy, I’m on a roll today.]

    If there is an alternate universe for every possible difference between one universe and another, then there exists universes for which there are no parallel universes.

    No, I am not the brain specialist…..
    YES. Yes I AM the brain specialist.

  5. Parallel Universes with Orthagonal Parking
    [Boy, I’m on a roll today.]

    If there is an alternate universe for every possible difference between one universe and another, then there exists universes for which there are no parallel universes.

    No, I am not the brain specialist…..
    YES. Yes I AM the brain specialist.

    1. See what I mean?
      Two identical posts which should be in different universes, but one can’t make it because the other has no parallels.

      On the other hand, it could just be a lack of a ‘delete’ function under editing, when you happen to post the same thing twice.

      No, I am not the brain specialist…..
      YES. Yes I AM the brain specialist.

  6. Dynasaur’s post …
    …created wishful visions in my head of a parallel universe that I could slip into temporarily that had totally empty streets when the one I’m in has no car parks left vacant!

    Regards, Kathrinn

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