Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for their holiday back. Hopefully they sent it via owl-mail.
UK teachers drop the Holocaust from history lessons, so as not to offend students whose beliefs include Holocaust denial (I checked the date, it’s from the 2nd of April). Perhaps they’ll show Allo, allo as documentaries as well?
We used to get together and party. Then, around 1600, we learned to stop having fun.
Scientists find that ecstasy really does unleash the love hormone. It sounds best if you read that in an Austin Powers voice.