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News Briefs 23-11-2006

I’m submitting a scientific paper on the anomalous drop in turkey numbers on the fourth Thursday of every November…is there a giant turkey wormhole somewhere?

Thanks Kat.

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  1. turkeys
    There is a small anomaly, just north of the USA/Canada border. A slight drop in the northern large bird population, roughly a month before the big drop that has been happening for 200 years or so.

    But this is all the fault of the native americans, who convinced the new invaders that these birds were edible. Which they are not (the birds).

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    don’t let people drive you crazy, when it is within walking distance

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