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News Briefs 23-11-2006

I’m submitting a scientific paper on the anomalous drop in turkey numbers on the fourth Thursday of every November…is there a giant turkey wormhole somewhere?

Thanks Kat.

Quote of the Day:

“It’s the wild colour scheme that freaks me,” said Zaphod whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight, “Every time you try to operate on one of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you’ve done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?”

‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ (Douglas Adams)

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