Mothman Festival announces this year’s speakers. Not to mention the Mothman Band (though the only sound they make is a curious buzzing noise) and the Mothman Power Lifting competition. I’m not sure if I see the connection between Mothman and power-lifting, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic, like it’s polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. “How’d you get through it Grandpa?”…”Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
From “Underwear Goes Inside the Pants”, by Lazy Boy