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News Briefs 23-05-2006

I’m helping out for a few days over at Sploid.com. As if news updates here aren’t enough work – I must be a masochist…

  • Companies cash in on the upcoming 666 frenzy (as in June 6th, 2006). But what about 616?
  • Religious experts rebut The Da Vinci Code film.
  • UFO explodes over China. Sounds suspiciously like the sightings shortly before the 2004 tsunami.
  • UFO crashes into African sea? What’s with the bad alien driving lately?
  • New book from Col. Jesse Marcel: Roswell: It Really Happened.
  • Is the recent news blitz on Morgellons Disease just a viral marketing campaign for the film version of Philip K. Dick’s A Scanner Darkly (which I’m very much looking forward to…the movie that is, not the disease)?
  • Mad Cow Disease may have infected far more people than originally thought. Moo, I say!
  • The mathematical structure of terrorism. I’d hate to be the one trying to teach it to Dubya.
  • Slovak doctor says solar flares could raise strokes.
  • Scientists predict an above normal hurricane season in 2006.
  • Al Gore blows into Cannes, saying the world is facing a planetary emergency from global warming.
  • While researchers say the world will be even hotter by century’s end. The controversial question is: what’s causing it?
  • Ivory-billed woodpecker a no-show in recent search. You have to keep the mystery in a relationship.
  • Pigeons think in logarithms. So much for insulting someone by calling them ‘bird-brained’.
  • What weather’s in store for Britain this summer? Fish and frogs apparently. Good thing the Ashes are here in Australia this year…
  • The male fascination with size appears to be universal, with species around the world evolving huge decorations to impress the females. And no, I’m not using ‘decorations’ as a euphemism.
  • Towards immortality: the social burden of longer lives.
  • Scientists build a virtual world of software beings.
  • Scientists find you may be doomed to failure, all because of the poverty gene.
  • What does sound look like? Take a look at this video (found via Strange Attractor).
  • Keef flies home from New Zealand after brain surgery.
  • Madonna’s giant cross offends Christian groups.

Thanks Kat.

Quote of the Day:

Such a weird belief. Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a f’ing cross, man? “Owwwwww”. May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. F**k it, I’m not goin, dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but… Let me bury fossil heads with you Dad”…you know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin to keep that memory alive, baby.”

Bill Hicks

Editor
  1. To our resident masochist
    >>I’m helping out for a few days over at Sploid.com.

    As soon as you figure out the secret of where they come up with all those fantastic photos, send me an email spilling the beans.
    😉

    Kat

    1. Shhhh…
      It’s called the internet. Don’t tell anyone. 😉

      I’d like to think I’ve come up with some good ones on my first day. In particular, the Luke Skywalker pic works well with the story don’t you think (mouseover for an extra laugh)…

      Peace and Respect
      Greg
      ——————————————-
      You monkeys only think you’re running things

      1. The internet
        Yep – I figured it would be like asking a gold miner, hey, where’d you find those nuggets? You know before you ask that he’s only gonna say, in the ground.

        Kat

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