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News Briefs 14-12-2005

When suffering from Atheism, the TDG doctor recommends listening to Bernie Worrell play keyboard. If you can’t see God, you can at least hear him…

Quote of the Day:

Finnegan’s paper began with the electrifying sentence, “The average Canadian has one testicle, just like Adolph Hitler — or, more precisely, the average Canadian has 0.96 testicles, an even sadder plight than Hitler’s, if the average Anything actually existed.” He then went on to demonstrate that the normal or average human lives in substandard housing in Asia, has 1.04 vaginas, cannot read or write, suffers from malnutrition and never heard of Silken Thomas Fitzgerald or Brian Boru. “The normal,” he concluded “consists of a null set which nobody and nothing really fits”…

Robert Anton Wilson

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