News Briefs 04-07-2012

When God comes in looking for his particle, I dare one of you to say "finders-keepers"...

Quote of the Day:

A Higgs boson walks into a church. "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest. Says the particle: "But without me, how can you have Mass?"

Anon

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LastLoup's picture
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It's sad that the US government has to become the authority on mermaids because of the Animal Planet show, however it is more troubling that so many idiots believing the story was true have dropped their copies of "Chariots of Fire" to bombard them with an attack of lying about mermaids.

wtf people?

...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................

red pill junkie's picture
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It would be 200% contraceptive, because the moment you showed your willie wrapped inside milk-soaked pig-nards, your chances of getting any would drop to -1

It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

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LastLoup's picture
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used one on his "adventures" but since they were reusable it wouldn't matter if you got a woman pregnant or not. Not when the syphilis kicks in...

...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................

red pill junkie's picture
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Good to know, next time I'm on an Italian restaurant and feeling inclined to order a 'Casanova Speciale' with everything on it o__0

It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

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