News Briefs 04-07-2012
Posted by Greg at 15:35, 04 Jul 2012When God comes in looking for his particle, I dare one of you to say "finders-keepers"...
- Gotcha! CERN scientists claim discovery of the elusive Higgs 'God Particle' Boson.
- A robot with a marshmallow-shaped heart of plutonium and rock-vaporizing lasers for eyes is about to land on a planet in our Solar System.
- SETI continues to struggle to pay the bills. Wonder if they'd accept money from Bob Bigelow...
- More 'alien' red rain over India. (See this article for back-story).
- The wisdom of mystery.
- U.S. government agency reveals: no evidence of mermaids.
- T-Rex wants a cracker? Paleontologists now say all dinosaurs probably had feathers.
- Sea chameleon woos females and dupes males with split personality skin.
- Bees can turn back time and reverse brain ageing.
- Scientists invent particles that let you live without breathing.
- Conspiranoia: tests suggest Arafat died of polonium poisoning.
- Computer predicts crime better than seasoned police analysts. And eats less doughnuts as well.
- Shocking new development: strong link found between cannibalism and popular drug.
- Researchers photograph the shadow of a single atom.
- Scientist finds hidden portals in Earth's magnetic field.
- Practice safe sex by dipping this 400-year-old pig intestine in milk and pulling it on your privates.
Quote of the Day:
A Higgs boson walks into a church. "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest. Says the particle: "But without me, how can you have Mass?"
Anon
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6 April 2010
10 hours 36 min
It's sad that the US government has to become the authority on mermaids because of the Animal Planet show, however it is more troubling that so many idiots believing the story was true have dropped their copies of "Chariots of Fire" to bombard them with an attack of lying about mermaids.
wtf people?
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................
12 April 2007
7 hours 30 min
It would be 200% contraceptive, because the moment you showed your willie wrapped inside milk-soaked pig-nards, your chances of getting any would drop to -1
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
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6 April 2010
10 hours 36 min
used one on his "adventures" but since they were reusable it wouldn't matter if you got a woman pregnant or not. Not when the syphilis kicks in...
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................
12 April 2007
7 hours 30 min
Good to know, next time I'm on an Italian restaurant and feeling inclined to order a 'Casanova Speciale' with everything on it o__0
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
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