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News Briefs 07-12-2017

‘Tis the season.

Quote of the Day:

The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.

Hannah Arendt

 

  1. “The meth doesn’t make me crazy, man,” the Sheriff’s Department says the man told the deputy. “The lizard people are real!”

    “He said President Trump had called his house in Eatonville, warned about the lizard people and said the “alpha dragon” had taken his family hostage.”

    This is just beautiful.

  2. If our sins were weighing us down, then how come child molesters aren’t as flat as a pancake? And since I’m fat and round can I just tell my doctor that I’m flat? I feel like Flat Earthers started as a parody poking fun at religious beliefs, and then like Pastafarians devolved into people wearing colanders on their heads.

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