News Briefs 09-03-2017

Worrying again about being on time somewhere is no fun –but neither is starvation…

Quote of the Day:

“Remain true to yourself, but move ever upward toward greater consciousness and greater love! At the summit you will find yourselves united with all those who, from every direction, have made the same ascent. For everything that rises must converge.”

~Teilhard de Chardin

  1. Death to Smoochy
    These Neanderthal revelations lead to an entirely new interpretation of Genesis 6:1-4.

    What the above passage seems to be saying is that after mankind was created and spread throughout the world, groups first became isolated and then upon renewed contact, interbred. However, the Book of Genesis is definitely applying a racist twist to the story, and seemingly conflating it with the much earlier creation of mankind by the gods itself. As ET had descended from the northern constellations to populate the “fertile plane/plain” of the Milky Way Galaxy, so Neanderthal men are being depicted as desiring southern girls. (But, I guess the brothers just weren’t that into hairy, not so fairy, Neanderthal chics?)

  2. lordy, lordy…I’m 30, 30
    I have officially lived on this planet for 3 decades today…so let’s talk about some dead bodies.

    “I walked a cemetery with a paranormal investigator –and a ghost told me where I parked my car.” -This is the best sentence I have heard so far this year.

    Photobomb: I think it’s just a dude walking by. The image doesn’t get large enough to see and it has apparently been taken down from Facebook. I see a dude on a bike and a smiling guy who was probably just jogging by and you didn’t notice the guy because of his….erm…dark clothing….*cough*

    Shanghai: …but doesn’t someone need to be there to maintain the machines?

    Amputees: If that cake isn’t red velvet inside I’m going to be (soar)ly disappointed 😉

    1. 30s
      You know what they say about live, for a man, really just beginning at 30?

      That is complete nonsense, it’s downhill from here son.
      But getting older beats dying young.

      Oh about the robots doing the simple work of simple people people – if you are stuck in a boring job, you could do a lot more but nobody believes you, but you have to make a living somehow. Yes is is great to live in a communist country where society takes care of you you can exploit workers to your heart’s content.

      1. nobody believes you
        [quote=earthling]Oh about the robots doing the simple work of simple people people – if you are stuck in a boring job, you could do a lot more but nobody believes you, but you have to make a living somehow. Yes is is great to live in a communist country where society takes care of you you can exploit workers to your heart’s content.[/quote]

        preach my brother 😛

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