News Briefs 13-10-2016

Solve this riddle: What has an ear and a skull, but not a toenail?

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Quote of the Day:

You have to think if we’ve been visited by extraterrestrial life it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.”

J. Richard Singleton