News Briefs 29-09-2016

“If you guys knew even a fraction of the shit we do, you’d never sleep again.”

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“The scientist explains the world by successive approximations”
– Edwin Hubble

  1. With regards to the quote
    With regards to the quote from Paul Hertz; perhaps if you shared what you know then people might stop behaving like dicks and we could start moving forwards?

    1. NASA and Aliens
      Agree. His statement (if real) is incoherent. If what NASA knows is not critical to national/planetary “security” then why not share whatever “weirdness” they do know about?

      Paul Hertz seems to be sleeping just fine (haha). He’s a lifetime civil servant, but still has a Linkedin page. He must enjoy being “discovered”.

      1. Paul Hertz…
        [quote=Charles Pope]
        Paul Hertz seems to be sleeping just fine (haha). He’s a lifetime civil servant, but still has a Linkedin page. He must enjoy being “discovered”.[/quote]

        …is going to need some ointment for that burn!

    2. quote??
      Google search results for (“If you guys knew even a fraction of the shit we do, you’d never sleep again.”) shows that the only place this ‘quote’ appears on the internet is today’s Daily Grail news briefs.

      Maybe this is Chris Savia’s idea of a joke, or his fantasy of what Paul Hertz might say under the influence of something similar to Professor Snape’s veritaserum?

  2. News
    Firstly, great news selection Chris.

    Peed thru nose: I immediately thought a kidney issue when reading this (with a family of medical professionals, I get exposed to a lot of stories). A fascinating occuence, although I feel bad for this woman.

    Spider: I seem to recall a comic strip posted on here by Red Pill Junkie, about a man and a spider.

    Paper cut: If the spider bite guy had gotten sepsis in his penus, chances are he would have lost it. Then again sepsis can kill so that strangely wouldn’t be the worst that can happen.

    Never sleep again: Well…someone let the Twitter posters twist the stick up his ass. Tell us how you really feel Paul. While I understand his frustration, taking things far to seriously is not a good way to solve your problems. Sounds like someone let there misanthropy kick in. Instead of saying humans are so far behind and will never rise above the “infant” stage, maybe focus your work, i.e. NASA’s work on the Earth instead of space. I’m pretty sure aliens already no we are here and many live on earth already. And frankly, it would be dumb for an alien race to destroy all humanity when you can capture them for slave work. Trust me, I would sleep again. I have seen some shit…no sorry…some things you people wouldn’t believe.

    1. The Hertz quote sounds like a
      The Hertz quote sounds like a limited hangout. “They” – whether they are ET’s or just our own black op tech masquerading as such – already have the ability to do away with homo sapiens with a “white flash.” That it hasn’t been done yet provides for some interesting conversation.

  3. “NASA” quote
    Sounds way more like a purely personal opinion rather than a statement representative of NASA.

    I suspect when he got to the part about all the shit we don’t know that NASA does, it’s likely about how close the Earth comes to total annihilation from cosmic forces (not alien weaponry) almost every day of its existence.

    We forget or choose to ignore the fact that we live on a highly vulnerable dust mote blowing about in a universal hurricane.

  4. Source for Paul Hertz quote?
    C’mon, Chris: Don’t be a tease. What’s the source for the Paul Hertz quote? I’ve web-searched and cannot find any. Lovin’ you madly, FNJ

      1. Charles Jaco
        Isn’t he the guy that allegedly faked some of CNN’s Gulf War footage?

        Anyway, if it is, he’s retired from the St. Louis station he worked for.

        In what decade (and dive bar) did he get this quote?

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