New Briefs 14-12-2015By Chris Saviaon Monday, December 14th Bicycling is perfect for meditation; both are about balance. Stanley Kubrick confessed to staging and filming the moon landings after a million takes. Mysterious Universe‘s Paul Seaburn calls shenanigans on the video, with no mention of “Kubrick”‘s resemblance to Jerry Garcia. Dogs pass the smell test for self-awareness. Our site’s founder visited Stonehenge, I hope he enjoyed an epic Bronze Age barbeque. First contact would have minimal impact on the day-to-day life of puny humans. Shots fired! bigfooters are just glorified campers. Planet X, Nibiru, Yuggoth, Rupert, whatever you wanna call it, might’ve been discovered by some Mexicans and Swedes. Wanna see a UFO? Hie thee to America’s Extraterrestrial Highway. The runner up? King County, Washington has more than a few saucer sightings. Haven’t seen a yowie yet? Ipswitch, QLD is lousy with them. Secret Government Program Used Telepathy To Contact Aliens. Sure they did. In Soviet Russia, ghost drives car! ARE YOU HYPE, FAM? The Guardian has a dandy howto on building your own lightsaber*. The Robot Buddha Quote of the Day: “Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.” – Yoda *Batteries not included.