News Briefs 08-10-2015

Just put me inside a cryo-chamber and wake me up until December already!

Quote of the Day:

“You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”

˜Mark Twain, “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”

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    Old photos: Actually studied this in black and white photography in college, so I knew all the reasons already. And I have a Brownie camera. I guess because of this and because a lot of what I collect is from the Victorian Era I have gotten used to it and really never noticed. That Chinese man at the end could be in an ad, he was good LOL

    Alien hydrid: Excuse me why I throw David Icke at the wall to see if he sticks. No wonder this guy dropped, he probably had a massive coronary from all the meat. Dear god why did he need that many guns?! Fuck it this is why it’s so ey for terrorists inside our country to get guns! This article kind of devolved into an argument about how shit the South is at gun regulation. *cough* *cough* Oregon *cough * *cough*

    Cannibis Resort: *sniff* Ahhh nothing like the smell of baked goods in the morning!

    Cryptozoology: Love the artwork here. I can tell they had a hard time choosing which cover they liked more, so the went with both.

    Dolphin: He didn’t even crack the glass! That was awesome! I would keep the phone still just to tell my story. I’m sure the cynics have already attacked this and said it was probably trained by tourists to retrieve stuff, but me, I just think the dolphin is either thinking, “Time to impress the hot girls,” or “keep your toxic shit out of my ocean.” I’d like to think he was helping them, that’s pretty cool since he just handed it back to them.

    Crow funerals: Leave it to ravens to be opportunistic learners.

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