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News Briefs 21-05-2007

What do you think of Greg’s TDG book anthology idea?

Quote of the Day:

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English — up to fifty words used in correct context — no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.

Carl Sagan

  1. Ice-covered oceans
    In Europe?

    Hey Rick, me hearty, I’m pretty sure you meant ‘Europa’.

    😉

    yer ol’ pal,

    Xibalba
    (This post was brought to you by “Realm of the Dead”)

  2. funky feet?…
    what ‘hoods do you recommend folk avoid traipsing thru in their meanderings around 0z. My kids thought it might be a cool idea to tag along with my brother who lives in UK to visit his wife’s brother who lives down coast from Sydney. We thought of going native, unless that’s been called off as well due to the drought.

    1. Beware
      Stay away from anywhere that has drop bears, terrifying little critters. Their habitats are well signed. If you do venture in, make sure to smear your head with vegemite (also known to people without a clue about Australia as Marmite, although they are completely different…I mean, really, have you tasted Marmite?).
      😉

      Kind regards,
      Greg
      ——————————————-
      You monkeys only think you’re running things

      1. Hoop snakes are bad
        They roll themselves into hoops and chase you.
        Actually just about any snake in Oz is poisonous and we have the top 3 most venomous snakes in the world here.
        Yawl know about the sharks, and the red-backs and trap-doors and the bird-eating spiders.
        Blue-ringed octopus that live in little pools on the beach and the worst lot of jelly fish in the world.
        Then there’s the stingray, the dingo,the drongo,the bustard,the mugwomps, the yowies and the big thing the Aborigines see in swamps.Can’t remember its name.
        Then there’s the Min Min lights.
        But other than those its a nice place to live, and you can go just about anywhere as long as you have a VERY good medicine kit with you.

        shadows

        I’ve heard about people being clawed to death by drop bears but its probably just a rumour.I do know they pee on you.

    2. Jaako
      If you do decide to go to Oz – TOUCH NOTHING! It will probably kill you in a nasty, gruesome, horribly and extendingly painful way. Even picking up sea shells on the beach (see cone snail).

      On second thoughts, probably safer if you stayed at home. At least going to the loo won’t kill you there (probably).

      yer ol’ pal,

      Xibalba
      (This post was brought to you by “Realm of the Dead”)

    3. a near death experience
      Greg, I gotta tell ya about my 1st taste of UK in the 60’s. Yep, you guessed it, marmite, thickly slathered on something the brits called bread. The folks who treated me to it were hard core marmiters to the max, they ate it right off the spoon. I took a decent sized bite and I think it was the 2nd or 3rd chomp into it I thought I was a goner. I mean I broke out in a sweat, my gut wrenched one way my bowels the other, as if I was being torn in 2, I started to feel lightheaded as if I was on the way to pass out from the shock of this stuff hitting every body system simultaneously. Watneys red barrel came to the rescue and I survived that 1st bite. Now, when I eat it, I spread it so thin it discolors the bread, and decorate it with normal hardboiled eggs. I attempted the pickled hardboiled egg routine on marmite and experienced a near death experience again, after the 1st bite. Like folks say, once you get past the smell ya got it licked applies well to acquiring a taste for marmite. The explosive after effects are something I have no cure for, its every nose for itself.
      My kids tried marmite voluntarily when they saw me nibbling away at it. They think it was a punishment for not gettin’ their chores done, whenever I invite them to try it again, hopefully the 0z variant is not as repulsive to their taste buds.
      Since youz guyz are big into all things 0z, including yer friendly creepy crawly creetchers of sundry sorts, it describes a stroll thru some of the nastier barrios I saw in Texas, ya know, ya go where Uncle sends ya to frolic in the blazing sun, then ya get out of Dodge and head fer the next fun and excitement spot fer some action. Do youz guyz have anything like barbacoa, the mexican variant of goat brain stew? Once its brought up to 3-alarm fire heat with jalapenos, its considered edible. I got as far as taking a sniff of that stuff. It reminded of walking into a barracks full of soldiers who came off a 50 mile road march and they all took off their boots at the same time, now that’s what I call funky. yawl.

      Try as you may, it won’t dissuade us from a visit, unless fuel prices soar out of sight and Bush adds an extra hour or 2 of airport scrutiny to a travelers agenda. Just going from 1 EU country to another can be a 3 hour long boarding call ordeal.

  3. Nice lot of news Rick
    It’s hard to believe that the Chinese had script writing so long ago, but I believe it, they are very clever people.

    About the toes…..here’s a reading of my toes from where I sit.
    The two big toes both scarred and bruised indicate the presence of a parrot in the house who detests the toes of the person who cleans out his Emoh Ruo.He does not realise the toes are attached to the person whose chest he sleeps on at night.
    The toe next to the big toe on the right indicates a bloody and bruised toenail from kicking a table, the leg of which I never seem to see.
    The pinkie on that foot is also bloody and bruised from where one of Pepe’s bones got stuck in it on one of my nightly walks to the bathroom.

    I could go on but I’ll spare you the pain.

    shadows

    1. Oh silly me.
      I just realised the solution to the sore toe problem in this house.I could wear shoes!
      But I’m a Queenslander and we never wear shoes.We don’t have to, unlike those poor buggers who live in Melbourne…..cold one day, colder the next.

      Oh that’s right Rick, you live in Melbourne don’t you? Well you wrap up well now or you’ll catch the pneumonia.
      Is it below freezing yet?

      shadows

  4. Real Messiah
    Is this Messiah business the Jews are going on with the same stuff they were going on with 2000 years ago, when they were waiting for the Messiah?
    I don’t know about Jewish stuff like this and I mean no disrespect, but honestly, it is a lot like Jerry Falwell and the Apocalypse Now.

    shadows

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