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News Briefs 26-06-2006

Sorry the news is late, my street is blocked off for the Australia vs Italy World Cup soccer match tonight (Lygon St in Melbourne is Little Italy, as well as a plot locale in a William Gibson novel).

  • Harriet the Turtle, rumoured to have been taken from the Galapagos Islands by Darwin, has died aged 175. Forget botox, try eating hibiscus flowers every day.
  • Sophisticated radar techniques will allow a glimpse into the USA’s mysterious Creek Nation pyramid-mounds, without a Bosnian controversy in sight.
  • More fantastical artifacts have been unearthed during archaeological excavations in Iran.
  • Up to 35 excavations in an Anatolian province will provide new information on how civilisation began in the archaeological paradise of the Fertile Crescent (which sounds like the name of a seedy strip-joint where dirt detectives go on their nights off).
  • Here’s an article on revolutionary research that dispels current theories about the rise of agriculture in the Fertile Crescent, and it’s all about wild lentils. I always suspected Neanderthals were hippies.
  • Modern medical science has exposed a 2000-year-old Egyptian fraud. I had no idea Zahi Hawass was so old.
  • A half-billion year old volcanic eruption may be the cause of the first mass animal extinction event in the history of life, the universe and everything.
  • An international team of scientists will attempt to recreate the immediate aftermath of the Big Bang, hopefully at a remote location a thousand miles away from me, you and everyone else.
  • Is String Theory a disaster for physics, holding back better theories?
  • Pluto’s two newly discovered moons have been named Nix and Hydra. Hollywood’s expecting celebrity couples are running out of baby-name options.
  • An emotionally aware computer that can guess a user’s mental state is in development. So that explains why my old computer blew up last January.
  • SETI’s Dr Jill Tarter isn’t convinced by UFO sightings and alien abductions, but will keep listening for communications anyway.
  • Did the US military fly a secret spyplane called Aurora over the UK without the MoD’s knowledge? It wouldn’t be the first time they did something without asking first.
  • Perhaps it’s a revolutionary aircraft designed by Northrop Grumman? It’s not due until 2020, but we all know they have time-travel technology back-engineered from the Martians.
  • ThothWeb has an interesting article discussing whether the US has secretly developed flying saucers over the past 60 years for ulterior motives.
  • The Other Side of Truth’s Paul Kimball interviews UFO Review’s Stuart Miller, who believes UFOs have a paranormal origin.
  • The Why Files take a skeptical look at India’s Red Rain phenomenon.
  • The city of Roswell will host its 12th annual UFO festival from Thursday until July 3rd. I hope to get abducted there later tonight.
  • South Korea plans to launch a new space program to search for extraterrestrial life.
  • An 83-year-old British pensioner believes his idea for a unique flying device challenges the accepted laws of physics and could revolutionise the world’s travel industry. With hair like that, I’m on his side!
  • Tap the energy of the intuitive universe through Craig Conley’s Follow Your Bliss wheel of fortune. I highly recommend reading Craig’s website.
  • Or you can try your hand at reading Philip Pullman’s alethiometer, and gain the wisdom of Serafina Pekkala or the strength of an armoured polar bear.
  • Greg’s days of Counter-Strike are about to get interesting as India’s youth challenges China in the online computer game market. I knew I recognised the voice of that phone company helpdesk representative I talked to last week, he pwnd me in World of Warcraft with critical dps and a “Thank you very much, please come again!” l33t FTW!
  • But will they boldly go where no Indian geek has gone before, and play Star Trek Online? The only question is, will Kat aim for command of the Voyager or accept an ensign position on the Enterprise? Look for me at the bar on Deep Space Nine.

Thanks Craig.

Quote of the Day:

When you follow your bliss … doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors, and where there wouldn’t be a door for anyone else.

Joseph Campbell

  1. revolutionary aircraft, and agriculture
    The revolutionary aircraft to become available in 2020 seems to be based on a study from 1979, done at NASA.

    The article about the domestication of plants in a variety of places over time, decentralized if you want, contains an interesting remark at the end. If says “Those whose experiments flourished were able to abandon a nomadic lifestyle…”. Another way to look at it is that they were forced to live in permanent settlements.

  2. Oz vs Italy
    Oh dear. What a shame the ozzies are out.

    I did so enjoy watching the pictures of the Ozzie hunnies in the crowd shaking their thang and looking generally gorgeous!

    (Sigh)

    yer ol’ pal,

    Xibalba
    (This post was brought to you by “Realm of the Dead”)

    1. they were robbed
      Tbe collision leading to the penalty looked like a dive to me. Well executed dive, remembering to touch the Oz player, but still. Of well, it’s not the first one, won’t be the last.

        1. Australia was ROBBED
          Yep, it was definitely a dive, and a shocking decision by the referee. He should never referee again, ever. Of course, Italy is one of the most corrupt clubs in football, as discussed in this article about the recent Italian match-fixing scandal. So I don’t trust soccer one bit, it’s all fixed and prearranged if you ask me. The referees have been against Australia since day one, the old school football countries don’t like newcomers.

          Which is why I watch Australian Rules Football, and the mighty Magpies. ^_^

          1. You’re dead right,Rick.
            I’ve been hearing some dreadful things about how they didn’t want Australia in the soccer finals.We should just stick to our own and watch our Yowies play.

            shadows

          2. wellll….
            ok this particular decision was wrong. And there is a tendency to prefer certain teams. But it is not scripted. If a game is as close as, let’s say 53%-47%, then the refs can change it. This game was closer than that.

            Having said that, if you think that the USA, or the Communists, or the Catholic Church, or the Muslims, or the Zionists, or the Aliens are running the world, you must think again:

            All put together, they have nothing on FIFA.

        2. I Saw A Replay!
          Shadows

          The penalty never happened! You were robbed; but, so was Germany many years ago in the World Cup Final on a goal that never went in the net! It, none-the-less, counted for England and they won the World Cup. This is why I am a proponent of a instant replay system in sports. I’m very sorry that it happened! But, all Australians should hold their heads up high!

          kennc

          1. I think most Aussies do Kennc
            But as long as Europe is in charge of this whole soccer business you can be sure that Oz will never get past the quarter finals.
            I heard that the refs are picked that will support the big teams.
            We never had a chance.
            I still think though that the Aussies did very well and we are all proud of them.

            shadows

          2. Compared To Japan…
            Shadows

            You have a great chance! But, I totally agree with you! I’ve heard the same thing about the refs! I really feel for the Australian Team!

            kennc

  3. Pluto’s new moons
    On Dec 29, 2005, earthling put out a call for predictions for 2006. One of my predictions was: “June 2006 will see fulfillment of “The Night of the Two Moons” prophecy, when the dark one covers the white one.” Does the June 2006 naming of Pluto’s two moons, Nix and Hydra, give me credit for an accurate prediction? Nyx is the Greek goddess of darkness and Hydra is associated with the underworld. It’s all very dark, and a possible interpretation if Nix covers Charon.

  4. I met Harriet the turtle…
    …and what I would like to know is, how did Steve know she was dead.

    That’s an interesting article about seed mutation in the ancient past.Has it occurred to any scientists to ask the reason for the mutation?
    It all reminds me a little of Lloyd Pye’s thesis.

    Terrific quote from joseph Campbell.I have been reading his book on Occidental Mythology.It is hard going but worth it if you perservere.

    Rick, the street where you live must be interesting if it is called Little Italy.I love living in the city.I love the country but the life of the city is so exciting, and I like to see so many people around me.
    You should tell us a little about it sometime.
    In your spare time that it.

    shadows

    1. Dead turtles
      If the turtle wasn’t dead when it was pronounced dead, then it certainly is now.

      They cut it in half after it died.

      That’s how they knew how old it was – cut it in half and count the rings.

      yer ol’ pal,

      Xibalba
      (This post was brought to you by “Realm of the Dead”)

    2. I saw Steve Irwin on TV last night crying….
      …because scientists want to do an autopsy on Harriet the turtle.
      Steve was crying because he doesn’t want poor Harriet carved up for science.
      He wants her stuffed and mounted as a display.
      Am I missing something here?

      It is hard not to like Steve Irwin, specially when you know about his conservation work across the country.
      But I found it easy enough when I discovered he was in bed with our PM.

      shadows

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