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News Briefs 14-03-2005

It’s …

  • Egyptian scientist — no,it’s not Zahi Hawass! — doubts UFOs exist. Hrmm, I wonder what that bs stands for at the bottom of the article?
  • Zahi Hawass says Tutankhamun was not murdered, but his penis has been found. Tut’s, not Zahi’s.
  • Swiss experts are helping to restore Egypt’s Osireion. A Zahi-clone is on his way there now and will take over the operation immediately.
  • A 5000-year-old knife with designs of constellations has rewritten the history of Chinese astronomy.
  • The remains of a main building of the Asuka Kiyomiharanomiya Palace in Nara Prefecture, Japan, has been found to be asymmetrical.
  • A pair of earrings found in Iran’s 5200-year-old Burnt City has ended a strange argument of whether the city’s inhabitants wore ornaments or not.
  • The first national leader of the British Isles was a Scot. Tony Blair begins wearing a kilt to Parliament and has haggis for lunch.
  • Divers find Bronze Age artefacts off the coast of Devon. No Bronze Age Devonshire tea-sets have so far been found.
  • Kenya’s first dinosaur dig unearths a wealth of fossilised remains.
  • Two members of the Medici family in Renaissance Italy were not the victims of a murder plot, but died of malaria.
  • In the same week the British Government announces commercial interests are essential for the survival of science, a leading scientist announces the opposite.
  • Researchers plan to breed a mouse that has a human brain. Then they’ll breed more smart mice, and the mice will escape, and they’ll build a super-computer to find the meaning of life … 42.
  • Can’t get a song out of your head? Scientists may have found out why. De dododo, de dadada, that’s all I want to say to you …
  • The Himalayan glaciers are melting fast, but this could mean a water shortage in the long-term.
  • The Iberian lynx is in critical danger of extinction, the first big cat to die out since the sabre-toothed tiger.
  • Indian scientists set out to find the ikallaana — the mythical dwarf elephant.
  • US pollution cuts could save up to 17’000 lives a year.
  • Will China destroy itsef through its dependence on coal energy?
  • Off the coast of Guandong Province in China, you might just see a mirage of a small mountainous island with a castle. Or maybe it’s the coal pollution.
  • The Chinese Government has passed a law allowing the military to attack Taiwan if it moves towards independence.
  • Cachtice Castle in Western Slovakia has a dark history of vampirism. That’ll increase tourism.
  • The mad monk of Lidwell Chapel in Devon — is he England’s first serial killer?
  • American evangelist Bob Larson says Melbourne has the world’s most vicious demons because Australians live without religion. I’ll take that as a compliment. Someone should take him to see a football match between the St Kilda Saints and the Melbourne Demons.
  • Enough of the morbid stories, here’s one to warm the heart — scientists missed their chance at getting evidence of dark energy 30 years ago. I bet they feel like the man whose numbers came up the week he didn’t buy a lottery ticket.
  • Three galaxies that stopped forming stars long ago could prove the theory that black holes can starve galaxies.
  • Seattle experiences a fireball, a quake and a power outage. That was one wild night.
  • Is a Supervolcano about to erupt somewhere on Earth? Seattle residents hope it’s not them.
  • The new Atomic Testing Museum in Las vegas, chronicling the history of Cold War nuclear science, has been accused of glossing over the grim realities.
  • Have you VOIPed your STUN and RTCP with your CDMA-2001X EV/DO? The ever-increasing world of tech acronyms.
  • Was a high school student wrongly arrested for writing an innocent story about zombies attacking a fictional town, or did those who shout conspiracy fail to check their facts? How quickly we forget Columbine.
  • After months deciding on how best to leave Iraq, Bush announces American forces will exit through Iran.

Thanks to Max and Kat.

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  1. Tut’s Tip
    Zahi quote

    “The case is closed. We should not disturb the king any more,” he told Reuters after the report came out”.

    Agreed Zahi, Howard Carter did enough disturbing 80 odd years ago when he tore the mummy apart and stole objects for his own private collection. Does the ‘no disturbance policy’ also apply to world tours of tut objects, or does that fall into a different category?

    One wonder if Zahi will DNA test the tip to prove it is tut’s tip?
    AAiek

      1. Male members and stuff
        If egyptians indeed have an afterlife, Tut must not be a very happy man with his thing lying around nowhere to be found.

        On a side note, are yowies well-hung?

        1. You’re anxious aren’t you Arch?????
          I’ve already answered this one, go check on the answer.Did you see the clever post Rick put about the “ovary” I keep my birds in?
          I’m still chuckling.
          He’s not just a pretty face, our Rick.
          Heck, he’s not even a pretty face.
          But we love him anyway.

          shadows

          1. Yowies
            I kind of look like a yowie, but I’m not answering Arch’s question, it’s private. If Greg bags himself a wild yowie, he can tell you. 😉

          2. I answered it for him
            Hi Rick, I answered it for him over on Kat’s news.You better rush over there and delete it before someone sees it.

            A wild yowie?????
            You mean there are tame yowies????
            I didn’t know that!!!!!

            shadows

          3. I’ve read it – nice informati
            I’ve read it – nice informative reply btw!

            Just wanted to put more people into the discussion – it’s a topic that deserves attention imo 🙂
            Do you see any discussions over Nessy’s reproductive organs? Nope, that’s because people don’t pay attention good enough!

          4. Do you realise what you’ve done Kat?
            You’ve killed Archdake, that’s what you’ve done.He can’t handle this sort of thing, he complained last night that we nearly killed him and I had decided to behave myself a bit.

            This, I would have to see before I believe it.
            My god, I wonder what the dimensions are.I hope “Cernig” doesn’t see the item or he will be out to prove a thing or two.
            Excuse me now, I must send it on to everyone I know.

            shadows.

            er Kat…how do you find this stuff!!!

            Imagine the possibilities!!!!

  2. Melbourne’s demons
    Well Rick you can hardly go to a place to make money out of idiot believers if you don’t tell them how evil they are.
    That’s the great thing about religion, it’s a handy little earner.

    Loved the article from The Onion.It could well be true.
    If Israel goes ahead though, with it’s plan to bomb Iran’s nuclear capabilities none of us will have to worry about any of it.
    Ever again.

    The mice that live around here already have human brains.I would actually prefer them to have mice brains because I think they are kinder.I wouldn’t wish some of the human brains I have met on any poor mouse.

    Good links Rick, specially the Chinese ones.;o)

    shadows

    1. Now now, Kat talked me out of
      Now now, Kat talked me out of going to China, she was quite concerned what would happen to me there. So we don’t want my wanderlust getting an itch for China again. 😉

      I think it’s an act of cruelty to give a mouse a human brain. Wouldn’t it better to give a human a mouse brain? Although there are already plenty of rats running the world (although rats probably deserve a better reputation). If Greg were here, he’d get my Douglas Adams reference too. 😉

      I don’t mind mice. I’ve been called a mouse by an ex-gf (she meant it in an endearing way, and she didn’t call me a rat), so there must be something nice about mice. Although in Celtic Animal Astrology, I’m a cat (born in July) so maybe it’s my celtic subconscious working …

      “I ask myself am I mouse or man? The mirror squeaked, away I ran” — lyrics by Sting

      1. Douglas Adams
        OK Rick, give me your Douglas Adams reference.I’m not well read on Adams although I loved Hitchhiker.

        Kat is right about China, but then I warned you a long time ago.I am not too sure how things are going to go there over the next few years but I don’t think it would be a good place for you.
        Besides we need your wit and elegance here.

        I rather like mice, but I can’t get the message through to them to keep out of my house and garden.But then I do have an aviary, or as a Czech I know calls it, an ovary.

        shadows

          1. You’re Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Thank god you’re not going to China.That’s hilarious!
            I’m going to tell everyone!

            Heheheheheh

            shadows

    1. strange story
      Hi Tron, I felt very disturbed by this post too.There is so much strange stuff going on….an army…why?
      His date of death…why?
      Better to have him checked out anyway before another tragedy occurs.Because this is the sort of thing that goes on before such a tragedy takes place.

      shadows

      1. Where there’s smoke…
        Did you hear/read about the girl in Japan killing her friend? She had been reading a book – or saw a movie, about the same thing, and had been telling people how much she loved the story… So yes, it is foolish to ignore clear trouble signs.
        tronicus

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