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News Briefs 28-02-2005

From the distant past, to distant moons, enjoy the ride…

  • A palaeontologist says medieval manuscripts should be treated as fossils from extinct species.
  • Was Chaucer murdered in 1400? Or did he go on a medieval pub crawl? Terry Jones of Monty Python fame asks these questions and more in his book Who Murdered Chaucer? A Medieval Mystery (Amazon US or UK).
  • Pursuing an Afghan monk who may have discovered America. Dirk Gently is not involved in the pursuit, but President Bush has ordered several dozen copies for the Pentagon library.
  • Seven cuneiform tablets dating to 4000-years-ago have been discovered in Iran. Excellent photo.
  • Also found in Iran, Achaemenid-era stone fragments that could be part of a monument.
  • And guess where again? In Iran, an 8000-year-old stone workshop is also being excavated. I guess Iranian archaeologists are excavating as much as they can before Bush bombs it all to pieces in June.
  • An Australian archaeological team in Egypt has unearthed three coffins dating from 672 BC to 525 BC. The amazing thing is they did it without Zahi Hawass interfering.
  • The mystery of UFOs: Unidentified Fossilised Objects.
  • Twisting historical truth for Hollywood entertainment. Kids in schools these days, they are so disrespectful — I would never have eaten popcorn whilst Jerry Bruckheimer was teaching me about Pearl Harbour.
  • A water witcher hangs up his rods after 50 years of successful dowsing. He will now spend his time drowsing.
  • Some heart-transplant recipients report strange changes.
  • Young blood can help old bodies heal. Vampire-fanged dentures are all the rage in Florida.
  • An assistant professor wins scientific acclaim for demonstrating how an asteroid cooled the earth down 34-million-years-ago.
  • Scientists are worried about changes in the Earth’s magnetic field. 2012 anyone?
  • A bizarre heatwave affected Greenland earlier this month.
  • Say hello to Methone, Pallene, and Polydeuces, Saturn’s previously undiscovered moons.
  • Astronomers have discovered a star-less galaxy made of dark matter. My God, it’s not full of stars.
  • Life exists in some of the most hostile places on Earth. The same can be said of Mars.
  • If gases exist in the Martian atmosphere, then this could indicate Martian life according to an Italian scientist.
  • Bacterium frozen in Antarctic ice for 30’000 years started swimming as soon as it thawed. I’ve got a bad feeling about this …
  • The Ancient Chinese may have used diamonds to cut and polish tools 6000-years-ago.
  • Why did prehistoric man crawl deep into caves and paint art? I don’t know why, but I find the statement, “Much nonsense has been published about “shamans”, hallucinations and the like, but these fantasies tell us a great deal about the theorists and nothing about the Ice Age artists”, quite offensive.
  • Keanu Reeves says he saw the Devil. No Keanu, that was a Hollywood producer.
  • A German tourist apparently took photographs of a Tasmanian Tiger. The article has no images because the tourist took the photographs back home with him and didn’t leave copies for study. Apparently a couple of experts did get to study the photographs before they were whisked away to Oktoberfest.
  • The mystery of Orang Pendek: is the Flores Hobbit still alive in the Indonesian jungles today?
  • In Moscow, a new television documentary series promises to be a Russian X-Files.

Much thanks to Kat and her amazing acidophilus.

Quote of the Day:

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Tom Waits

    1. well…yes
      Well yes, AAiek, we can see that,but we are on the INTERnet mate.
      Don’t you think that is just a tad distasteful.
      The INTERnet mate goes between all these OTHER countries,and we would like them to think that we are not jingoistic little idiots mate.
      Now how about you give some praise to all those other nice people Rick mentioned and show how well-mannered we are.
      Mate.

      1. A good spanking
        Thank you Shadow for realigning my attitude and edcating me in the ways of the internet. I consider myself spanked. Never again will I read TDG after having 12 rums (Australian rum too!) and type something on a forum. Your words of wisdom have enlightened me to the level where I feel compelled to pass on your gospel to everyone I come in contact with.

        I know I feel better for a good public chastising, and one gets the feeling that you feel better about yourself too. Aren’t forums wonderful? Big bronzed Aussies (whoops there I go again) such as yourself can flex those muscles and become a better person.

        I had been bumbling along for years on the net without any firm direction or guidance, but now it would appear that with your valuable input I can now turn the corner, and become a better person!

        Thanks mate (another Aussie term) Let’s toss some shrimps on the BBQ together one day cobber!

        AAiek

      2. jingoistic!
        Woohoo! Jingoistic! I have GOT to add that to my vocabulary!
        Thanks for the cool word Shadows. But hey, AA, you Aussies go right ahead and flaunt it. Us Amer I Cans can take it. (one jingoist to another)

        tronicus

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