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News Briefs 13-12-2004

Today’s news contains a lot of animal stories. I thought I’d post them while I can before every creature on this planet becomes extinct due to choking to death on dumped cigarette butts.

Quote of the Day:

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

  1. Gills
    Bladerunner

    A friend of mine that I grew-up with still had her gills. She would get these odd throat infections. Then MRI’s came along. Yup Gills. She lives in the Virgin Islands now, she does like the water.

    What would Kung Fu Jesus do?

    1. are you fair dinkum??
      Hi Bladerunner,
      Are you fair dinkum?
      I mean is that really true?
      I get a lot of throat infections, maybe I should get checked for gills.
      Babies are sometimes born with tails but gills???????

      shadows

  2. Resculpting the Sphinx
    Problem: The current head is already too snall for the body – has certainly been resculptet. SDi it will be impossible to refashion it to the likeness of the Great Zahi Himself With His Hat. He”l,probably have the Great Pyramid resculptet – Zahi as capstone ringing in the End of the World…. a fitting detiny!

    JBro

  3. Who built the Sphinx?
    I would like to propose that any academic coming up with a new idea on the origins of the Sphinx should also be made to make a statement on the ‘erosion by water’ theories.

    It seems to me that the erosion, and hence the dating of the Sphinx, is being ignored by too many investigators – my guess probably because this does not fit in with their theories.

    Nostra

    1. Amen!
      Amen, also in the Egyptian God sense of the word. 😉

      The water erosion marks may as well be caused by tourists using the Sphinx enclosure as a latrine … these experts are completely blind to the evidence in front of their very eyes, Nostra. It’s sad, but true. Even if every single geologist and their dogs proclaim rainfall circa 10’000 BC to be the cause of the erosion patterns, these experts will continue to ignore the obvious.

      I came across a book today, Pyramids by Joyce Tyndersley, and it states on the cover that she has proven how and why the Pyramids of Giza were built. Yeah, right. I quickly scanned the bibliography and index … not a Bauval to be found. No Christopher Dunne either. It’s a very straight and narrow book, no alternative lateral thinking to be had by Tyndersley. Bauval’s Orion Correlation Theory deserves better, and this is the kind of academic snobbery I detest. I’d much rather Tyndersley mention the OCT briefly and piss all over it, rather than completely ignore it. Of course, I haven’t read the book. 😉

  4. Litter
    Rico – your personal bias which lumps all smokers into the same inconsiderate and ignorant disposal group rather disappoints me. You are, of course, entitled to it but I’m also entitled to point out that not all smokers are rotten dirty litterlouts. (Yes, I’m one of the modern-day lepers from whom the non-smoking public have to be protected at all costs.) I have always carried a lidded jar, and any cigarette smoked away from home ends up in the jar and is disposed of in the garbage bin on my return.

    I understand that these then contribute to the landfill problem, but they take up much less room than stubby bottles. I’m sure these latter, when dug out of their graves by far-future archaeologists will be puzzled over, labelled “sacrificial objects” in a museum and may even acquire the status of Canopic Jars. (Maybe the skull of Shadow’s missing mouse-head will turn up in one!)

    Twenty years ago my husband and I walked our dogs every morning on a stretch of beautiful unspoiled north Queensland beach – unspoiled, that is, except for the vast quantity of shattered stubby bottles smashed and thrown into the sea from a handful of trawlers which anchored up in that bay during the day. Washed ashore by the tide, that glass – some pieces stilletto sharp shards – daily filled a large tin we carried so it could be collected and safely disposed of in a bin before some child ripped its foot open on it. Now, of course, there are likely to be syringes too.

    Okay. I’ve had my defensive little spat – but please could you understand that all pigs are not necessarily equal in this matter? Despite everything – I still like you! Thanks for the news.

    Kathrinn.

    1. No worries, Kathrinn, but I s
      No worries, Kathrinn, but I still think cigarette smoking is a filthy habit that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth. 😉

      Seriously, thanks for being a considerate smoker, it is appreciated. My hatred of cigarettes stems from allergies; I can’t go out to a pub or bar without coming home with severe sinus migraines and rashes on my skin. I saw a specialist when I was a kid and tests showed that cigarette smoke literally burns my skin, the chemicals and toxins cause severe eczma. Imagine what it’s doing to my insides. It’s not nice. And yet friends of mine treat me as the leper, they consider me the freak for not liking cigarette smoke. Well buddies, you are the ones breathing in toxic smoke! I’ve been a social outcast most of my life due to my reactions to cigarette smoke, and I’ve reached the end of my tether in regards to tolerating it. I’ve been living in a sharehouse for a year now and even though my housemates know how cigarette smoke affects me, they still give me shit about it and treat me as the freak; they’re not so obvious about it anymore, but it’s still apparent that they think I’m the fool. So to hell with them, and to hell with anyone who thinks I’m over-reacting; after 20+ years of suffering and not being able to “fit in” (I’m 31 now), I’ve had enough. I want to be able to go to a pub and enjoy a pint, dammit!

      Maybe I should sue the cigarette companies …

      1. 😉
        Rico: “So to hell with them, and to hell with anyone who thinks I’m over-reacting; after 20+ years of suffering and not being able to “fit in” (I’m 31 now), I’ve had enough. I want to be able to go to a pub and enjoy a pint, dammit!”

        Heeey, relax dude! aint no thing gettin all worked up about! I can sure see why you didnt “fit in” wanting to go to bars at age 11, but thats nothing to keep up the hysterics about, you’ve been alloved at bars for 10 years now! (some countrys 13!) Its about time you try again, show the dude at the door youre id(hes not as mean as he looks). He might just let you in!
        And while youre in there, relax…. have a cig!

        -Shaas, who just couldnt control himself….

        PS: now where did i leave my damn lighter!

    2. mouse head
      Hi Kathrinn,
      No my missing mouse head and entrails are definitely in this house.The weather is stinking hot and stormy, the humidity is through the roof, and inside this little house a piece of mouse gets stinkier every day.
      I’ve tried tracking it down by the hot and cold method but I just can’t quite locate it.
      I have family arriving soon for the holidays and they will be disgusted with me and my smelly house but who cares.
      I don’t.
      They’ve been through this sort of thing with me too many times already.

      regards,

      shadows

  5. Clever Crows
    A few years ago I was studying at a university campus, and there were a lot of crows about scavenging scraps of food. There were pigeons and magpies and sparrows and Indian Starlings. I was watching one particular crow, whom I’ll call Heckle. Heckle had cunningly dug a hole, which he was stuffing with scraps of food to eat later. He would look around and make sure no other bird was watching, then lift a patch of grass which covered the hole, stuff it with food, then cunningly put the patch of grass (which included the dirt) back on top, like the lid on a jar. Then he flew off and did whatever Heckle did in the afternoons. I sat there for another half hour, but no other bird found Heckle’s hidey-hole, and as far as I know, Heckle came back later that day, uncovered his food and had a good meal. Brilliant!

    A common misconception in Australia, especially from Sydney down, is that what we know of as crows are actually ravens. Yep, there are no crows in New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania and South Australia. What we have are actually ravens, confusingly called Little Crows The real crows are much bigger, with straighter beaks, and live in the northern parts of Australia. The little crows of the southern states have curved beaks and are pretty much s small breed of ravens. I’ll never forget my first North American raven; they’re absolutely huge, and when I was in Santa Fe, New Mexico, a raven landed right next to me and tried to steal my lunch. They’re big birds, not like our Little Crows.

    1. crows
      Hi Rico,
      In Queensland we have big crows, very big crows.I think they belong to the raven family though.
      They are smart beggars.
      When I lived in the country they would steal the chook eggs, and the eggs of all the birds I bred.
      I didn’t know how they did it until I saw one flying with his bottom beak inserted through an egg length-wise.
      A local farmer told me that they even knew what you were saying, for instance when he said he would get his gun to shoot them they would fly off.
      I spent one entire Xmas Eve one year endeavouring to save pheasant chicks which had hatched in the paddock and run everywhere. Pheasant mothers do not call their babies like chooks do.
      The chicks ran everywhere with no cover for them and with the crows after them.I finally rescued most of them but the crows would not leave, they knew I had no gun and I could not hurt them.
      The farmers hate them as they pick the eyes out of new-born lambs.They stalk the ewe until she drops the lamb.
      It is illegal in Qld to kill a crow as they are scavengers and all scavengers are protected.
      When farmers have tried poisoning them they pick up the bait with their bottom beak and fly with it somewhere else and usually a dog gets it, and the crow cleans his beak off afterwards.
      The crows got to know our time-table, when we would be in the chook yard, what time the eggs would be laid etc.
      I don’t think I ever outwitted a crow.
      I liked them though and was pleased to hear their familiar mournful cry when I moved here.Some of them have a stunning long sad ending to their cry, it makes you sad to hear it.
      I love hearing stories from people who have observed bird behaviour.
      Thanks,

      shadows

  6. Your allergy, Rico
    I am very sorry that you have such an affliction – it must be hard to live with. I would not smoke, nor make ‘freakish’ comments around you as you would have my sympathies. I am completely allergic to any kind of perfume or after-shave. Within minutes of exposure my nose and eyes are streaming and I can hardly see, but unfortunately there is no ban on the wearing of this noxious substance so I have to suffer occasionally. Hopefully you will not suffer so badly when people like me are banned from public places next year. I truly am sorry, and thank you for explaining – I felt you must have had a bad experience to be so adamant about smokes.

    Kathrinn.

    1. I have the same problems with
      I have the same problems with strong perfumes, laundry detergents, inscet repellants and soaps. When I was working and catching the peak-hour tram to work, I would arrive with my nose and eyes streaming, red and puffy and itchy, due to people who had drowned themselves in perfumes and aftershaves. I guess I’m a sensitive soul.

      As for smokers, I think my hatred of smoking also comes from bad experiences with smokers themselves. I know a few good smokers who consider others, such as yourself and a couple of friends, but many people whom I meet always have a “I’ll do what I want when I want” attitude and don’t care. It’s this attitude I think that really gets me angry more than the cigarette smoke.

      Ah well, as you said, smoking will be banned in most parts of the world in our lifetimes. There’s already a push to ban in it in pubs and clubs in Victoria. I do have some sympathy; people have a right to choose to smoke. I just wish the majority of smokers would be a little more considerate. I probably have more chance of convincing Zahi Hawass the Pyramids are not tombs. 😉

      All the best,

      Rick

  7. Of mice and men …
    Shadows, have you tried using a pendulum to locate your quarry? Or perhaps you could try one of the SARS masks until it dissipates! That might make it a bit hard to eat your Xmas dinner, though. I can assure you that dead rat is much worse. My husband poisoned one once and it expired behind the walling around the side of the bath and was impossible to remove! No-one would go in the bathroom for nearly a month, but fortunately we had another toilet and a shower in the laundry so weren’t too inconvenienced. Happy hunting!

    Kathrinn

    1. rats!!
      Hi Kathrinn,
      Having lived in the country I know all about dead rats and the smell.
      What you say to visitors is…
      “What smell?”
      Deny everything.
      No I haven’t tried a plumb bob although its a good idea.I am hoping that with the heat surely one tiny piece of mouse could not take too long to shrivel up.
      If I know my Pepe though, he is waiting until it is quite ready and he will produce it at the worst moment.
      I had a cat once who treated mice as if they did not exist.That is until my mother came to visit and then she would bring one in and present it to her.
      My mother hated cats and hated mice with a passion and thought I was totally uncivilised.
      I never worked it out, unless she was sucking up to my mum, but that cat never sucked up to anyone.
      Animals are complex creatures and I never tire of watching their behaviour.They are loving, jealous,shy,naughty,manipulative,sulky,but mostly happy and loving and I love them all.

      shadows

      1. Borrow a very small dog. Dogs
        Borrow a very small dog. Dogs love dead things. Unless the very small dog gets stuck under the house and dies too. Then I’d suggest hiring a vulture, they like to eat dead things. You might have trouble getting it under the house though. In which case, buy a dozen Amazonian carcass-devouring ants: problem is they eat houses too.

        You’re on your own mate! Good luck, I’ve been there before and it isn’t pretty.

        1. small dogs
          Rico, I have 1 tiny dog and 1 a little bigger so both can get into small places and this is why the mouse carcass disappeared.Pepe the bigger one has stashes of stuff all over the house.
          However I think the problem may be solved.Pepe came near me stinking like a polecat before and I suspect he has finally eaten the nicely rotten bits of body.
          Both dogs can get behind bookcases and into places that never see the light of day.
          They amaze me how they can eat such foul rotten stuff, but then I know a couple of people who eat limburger cheese so there is not much difference.

          shadows

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