People ask me if aliens exist, how come they haven’t said hello to us yet? I point to examples like the tragedy in Beslin, Russia, and man’s ability to slaughter several hundred children just to make a political point. I wouldn’t want to visit this planet either, people make me sick.
A tomb has been discovered between the Pyramid of Khafre and the Sphinx. Why did Zahi need to climb a pyramid for a bird’s-eye-view, hasn’t he heard of a tape measure?
Two amateur French researchers believe they have located a secret chamber that containts the remains of the Pharaoh Khufu. You may recall the late Dr Khalil Messiha theorised the exact same location.
One in five men has a woman’s brains. One in five women ask for their brains back.
A Japanese professor claims women’s pubic hair can affect their personality, even the success of Japan itself. Either that’s the worst excuse for a Professor to see a woman naked or he’s been watching too much adult anime.
A 6-foot-tall 275-pound bearded man gatecrashed a children’s birthday party, called himself “Vengeance”, then swiped the birthday cake. The Comic Book guy from the Simpsons exists! And he said “night”, not “knight”.