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News Briefs 29-03-2012

The prophecies have been fulfilled!

  • Enceladus forecast: Cloudy, with a chance of microbes.
  • Jeff Bezos wants to retrieve Apollo 11’s sunken engines. Seems everybody wants to tweet from the bottom of the ocean now…
  • Ion the Tiger: What electric propulsion means for the future of space travel.
  • NASA UFO files revealed on Science Channel special.
  • Return of the ‘Dudley Dorito’ UFO?
  • Gary McKinnon deemed fit for extradition.
  • British politician says his (real) mother is a 9-foot alien. His mom should tell him to give Gary a hand.
  • Are crop circles reference points for time travel? I can already see it: Google Crops.
  • Baffling illness turns African children into mindless pyromaniacal ‘zombies’.
  • Dolphins form alliances to win battles –The clicking coalition?
  • Titanoboa: how the 40-foot-long serpentine behemoth was found [Video].
  • What the Fouke: The Gralien Report interviews Lyle Blackburn, author of The Beast of Boggy Creek [Amazon US & UK].
  • Monolith at Gardom’s Edge is most likely astronomically aligned.
  • Red pill of the day: Calling an angel via cell phone –Praying is for Luddites!

Thanks to Jack & Kyle

Quote of the Day:

“If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run — and often in the short one — the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.”

~Arthur C. Clarke

  1. …Anybody?
    Dear fellow Graliens:

    Have you ever considered how awful pole dancing girls must feel when they are dancing their number, and none of the patrons places a 10$ dollar bill to their thongs?

    Well, it’s the same thing HERE with your comments in our News Briefs.

    HELLOOO! I’M NOT WIGGLING MY ASS FOR MY HEALTH HERE!!!

    1. 😛
      I just got home after a 12 hour work day, stressed out manager and a malfunctioning copy machine. Please don’t bitch until I have my ninth cup of coffee. LOL

      1. Holler Back
        RPJ, the last time I was in a strip club dollar bills were still the lingua franca.

        Consider the lack of response as a tribute to the awe-inspiring majesty of your junk!

        1. ROFL
          Thanks honey, but your admiration ain’t gonna pay the rent 😉

          Srsly now, this is something we’ve talked about between us, your friendly neighborhood TDG elves. It’s really frustrating that sometimes after spending hours surfing the net in search of cool stuff, you get zero comments. A comment is the most evident proof that someone bothered to read your news brief, and actually found it was worth his/her while.

          1. Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture
            I started my web site about the same time as The Daily Grail and believe me I know what you’re talking about! I get some indication from the web statistics as far as number of visits to the various pages and average time of visits, but actual feedback from “anonymous grazers” is extremely limited. I’ve learned to be grateful for that!!

          2. Spam is the greatest form of admiration
            When you start getting between 2 and 5 spams per week, then you know you’re getting somewhere 😉

  2. Another Good Post!
    Red Pill,

    Although I don’t always comment, I always enjoy your posts. But, based on the comments, I don’t think that our fellow Grailians are being properly respectful. In any case, thank-you for a very good read!!!!!

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