News Briefs 26-01-2012

There is no spoon.
There are only knives.
So I wouldn't sit next to Rick, if I were you...

• Controversial 2012 Mayan/ET documentary backed by the Mexican government, major Hollywood players and... the Vatican??
• Monumental architecture 11000 years ago? Why not.
• Best 2012 UFO video yet, from Crest Woods Crestwood (near Wales).
• Roswell: The Schiff(t) from Saucer crash to Mogul crash.
• Researcher seeks strange tales of UFOs & paranormal happenings at Mt Shasta. Do Deros use Craigslist?
• Hundreds of meteorites uncovered in Antarctica. Just keep the dogs out, k?
• The Mothman movie: 10 years later.
• The Secret Sun Radio Mystery Hour launches its maiden broadcast with Jeff Kripal as guest. It's clobberin' time!
• What religion did faeries follow?
• 5 creepy forms of Mind control you're exposed on a daily (grail roolz) basis.
• This lady goes 'Gaga' for "Satanic rituals." Lucifer's 2nd name is Alejandro?
• Narcissism is bad for men's health. Specially if they have the misfortune of not being me.
• Just when you thought it was safe to breath again: 573 cases of H1N1 detected in Mexico -- 9 confirmed deaths so far.
• Are we over-diagnosing Autism in children?
• Magic mushroom trips mapped in brain for the first time.
• Red pill of the day: Vote for presidential candidate Vermin Supreme, for a free-pony economy & an end to oral decay.

Thanks to God, that Rick has such a lousy ai--YAARGH!! *covers eye*

Quote of the Day:

"Do not try to give either/or answers in a multiple-choice universe"

~ Robert Anton Wilson