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News Briefs 16-07-2009

Got your wand ready?

…Er, that’s not what I had in mind, Rick @_@

  • Pope absolves Harry. Eat your heart out, Robert!
  • Gap between scientists & public widens. Somewhere among the billions & billions of stars, Carl Sagan is weeping 🙁
  • Light: has it always been constant in speed?
  • Wanna simulate the Universe? Start by simulating the human brain.
  • Finally! After six attempts the candle was lit @ Florida. But wait…
  • 105-day Mission to Mars has ended, and the crew has returned home. What, you didn’t know? see what happens when you don’t read TDG every day?
  • Could Gary McKinnon kill himself if he’s finally extradited to the US?
  • UFO caught near a crop circle?
  • “Off me field, you bloody Nordic aliens!” Armed farm worker threats some Scandinavian UFO hunters.
  • Hunger! Hunger! Hunger Cats! PURRRR!!! Hungry kittehs trick owners with baby cry mimicry.
  • Why did turtles develop a shell? Pfft! Because teenage ninjas need some shielding to protect their backs; I mean, hellooo?
  • Do crabs have rights? Hey, if they can sell burgers, they can vote & own fire arms in my book.
  • Scientists find Dino with Nine-Inch-Nails [Memo to Tool: you need to have someone find a shark or a giant spider that can be named after your band, PRONTO!]
  • (Video) Experts in Tokyo finish assembling skeleton replica of the biggest dino that ever dinoed.
  • Robot unemployment rate soars in Japan. The machines marched in protest holding claws & chanting “0100011010011” —*Snif* so touching.
  • Mad Max Vs Terminator? Australia seeks new army robots.
  • …And speaking about mashups, here’s a sneak pic to the hair-raising conclusion to the Alien vs Predator saga —produced by the BBC :-p
  • Thighbones were scepters for ancient Zapotec men? Because nothing says ‘Big Boss’ as wielding another dude’s femur.
  • An Alberta archeologist feels certain to solve the Artic’s most enduring mystery —No, it ain’t no fattie in a red suit we’re talking about.
  • Jamie Neale: The backpacker who came back from the dead.
  • Revolution by numbers: Mathematical model that reveals the tactics a small number of interlopers can use to seize power —read it quickly, before the NSA censors Math classes.
  • Chinese Ministry halts controversial electrotherapy program for Internet addicts. Thank God I wasn’t born in China.
  • Russian activist Natalia Estemirova was found murdered. Estemirova was friend & collaborator of Anna Politkovskayaalso murdered in 2006— (more here) so now excuse me while I go punch a pillow with a photo of Vladimir Putin pasted on it, BRB >_<

Quote of the Day:

“I sit on a man’s back, choking him, and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by any means possible, except getting off his back”

Leo Tolstoy, ‘Writings on Civil Disobedience and Nonviolence’ (1886)

  1. What?!
    You mean to tell me other peoples cats PURRRR!!! when they want to be fed??!! I’ve never even heard of such a thing.

    When my cats want food*, they let out an ear-splitting rrrroouu-rrroouunnnhhh! as they simultaneously stab their sharpest claw into the skin just above my kneecap, and pull.

    Alternatively, in situations where the kneecap is suffiently covered that they can’t get to it – i.e. when it’s under the covers because I’m asleep – they employ their magical Plan B: they sit side-by-side about 18 inches in front of my face, and meditate on me (stare at me) until I wake up. The instant I open my eyes, they simultaneously launch a jubilant rrrroouu-rrroouunnnhhh!, and then jump down off the bed and head toward the food bowls.

    *i.e., food other than the two kinds that are always available 24/7.

  2. Purr for food?!
    They have to be joking!! My cats have only ever purred after they’ve been fed (and cleaned their whiskers) – before that comes a deafening cacophany that only Siamese cats can produce – and which tends to unnerve visitors!

    Regards, Kathrinn

    1. The power of PURR compells you!
      After reading both accounts, my advise for you two is:

      Find an Exorcist in the Yellow pages

      ^_^

      —–
      It’s not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me…
      It’s all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

      Red Pill Junkie

    2. The smell of tuna fish in the morning
      My brother’s cat, Dusty, would give you a couple of loud meows and then start scolding you! It was a short, gruff rrow! noise. It’s hard to ignore a hungry 14 pound tomcat.

      Some of the comments at the link were rather unkind. Cats are very intelligent. Dusty would make for the doorknob if he wanted out of a room. If you were sick, he would pet you. He would also insist on being included in board games! He would sit in the middle of the board until you gave him Monopoly money and hotels. Then he would lay by the game contentedly purring away.

      The ancient Egyptians trained cats to retrieve downed waterfowl. Imagine, training a cat to work AND get wet while doing it! Perhaps a greater achievement than the pyramids.

      1. Cats are intelligent, yes!
        That’s why we become their willing and anxious-to-please-them slaves for life. The ‘kid-glove’ treatment doesn’t hold a candle to the ‘soft-paw’ treatment.

        I had a black and white cat once who loved water – she played happily with sprinklers and went for a swim in the duck pond every morning. Rare, as most cats are greatly affronted if they should get wet. Another cat I had which accidentally got watered while I was doing some gardening kept on about it for several days before she decided I’d been punished enough!

        Regards, Kathrinn

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