Oh Finding Bigfoot Crew, Please Don't Find Bigfoot 'Cause Your Show Is The Funniest Comedy On TV

Over the weekend I treated myself to an episode of Finding Bigfoot. In this installment the intrepid Squatch hunters were standing in a forest cranking Bobo's manually operated air raid siren.

Maybe they thought Squatch was a child of the Cold War & he/she/it would think the Ruskies were finally dropping the big one & he/she/it would come racing out of the forest in search of the nearest bomb shelter so the Squatch hunters could snap a handy cell phone pic of the big guy.

Anyway, after the siren goes off, they hear something loud that some of them describe as a "large tree falling."

Bobo, a candidate for psychotropic manipulation if I've ever seen one, postulates that a Squatch probably just ripped a big tree out of the ground.

The rest of them are just amazed.

I suppose that it would be amazing to hear a tree fall if you were in the middle of the New York Subway System... but in a forest?

As they were interviewing one of the team members about how a tree falling in a forest is somehow evidence that a Squatch is around, the team member is standing in front of two trees with a fallen tree limb perched between them.

Maybe Squatchie put that tree limb there too.

As a sign.

Like a Bigfoot Crop Circle.

Without the crops.

Maybe that's Squatchies real secret...he's an interdimensional forest ranger just clearing out all that dead brush and toppling those hazardously dead trees.

Of course, it begs the question

If a tree falls in the forest and there's only a crew of Squatch hunters to hear it, would they believe it was just a tree?

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red pill junkie's picture
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Thank you for the LOLsquatch ;)

It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!

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What makes you think it would quit being funny if the did find a Squatch?