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News Briefs 03-06-2010

I heard that Greg dreamed last night about Randi, Dawkins, Myers & Alan Moore forming a barbershop quartet. After he woke —screaming & drenched in sweat— he realized he never learned the name of the group. Suggestions?

Thanks Greg, Rick, Kat & SpongeBob.

Quote of the Day.

“When we have mastered the false memory recipes, we will need to worry about who controls them. What brakes should be imposed on police, lawyers, advertisers? More than ever, we’ll need to constantly keep in mind that memory, like liberty, is a fragile thing.”

Elizabeth Loftus

    1. You 2?
      [quote=red pill junkie]

      Posted by red pill junkie at 22:22, 02 Jun 2010

      Whoa… lots of 2s there, man! @_@[/quote]

      Not so much on the other side of the world. ;P

      Posted by red pill junkie at 04:22, 03 Jun 2010

      1. Dude
        Aren’t you supposed to be the Goofy Anti-Science guy from these parts of the inter-webz? don’t spoil my mystical numerological epiphany, dammit!

  1. Barbershop Quartet
    Might I suggest ‘The Fifth Voice’

    This is a reference to the ‘ringing chords’ typical of this style of singing. [quote]The precise synchrony of the waveforms of the four voices simultaneously creates the perception of a “fifth voice” while at the same time melding the four voices into a unified sound. Wikipedia[/quote]

    How appropriate that the close harmony results in a ghostly epiphenomenon!

      1. 😛
        [quote=earthling]You let the GPS drive?

        Next time, don’t forget to turn on the obstacle sensor system when you engage the autopilot.[/quote]

        i was kidding, i don’t have the money for a gps.

        1. GPS…..
          True story.

          Back in 1976, when i was stationed at NAS Millington, just outside of Memphis, Tennessee, the US Navy were training a numer of Iranians as aviators and aircrew. These guys had HUGE disposable incomes, and one of them bought a tricked-out van. He and his buddies piled in, and also brought along a keg of beer. They headed down the highway, planning on a weekend trip to Nashville.

          The driver, not fully grasping the limits of technology then, mistook the Cruise-Control for an autopilot function. He set the speed at 65 miles per hour, engaged the cruise-control, then got out of the seat and set down with his friends to have a couple beers.

          Needless to say, eventually the van full of beer and Iranians missed a turn and careened off into a field, rolling several times. No one was killed, though there were some serious injuries.

          The police arrived to find a stoved-up van, beer and foam everywhere, and a bunch of jibbering Iranians complaining about their injuries and faulty American auto-pilots.

          This was in the days under the Shaw, before the Mullahs arrived and put an end to fun.

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