News Briefs 09-07-2009

Apparently, the King of Pop was buried sans cerebrum. I wonder how much time it will pass before that particular item is offered on eBay... Do I hear $100,000??

Thanks to Rick & John Keel... wherever they both are.

Quote of the Day:

"I abandoned the extraterrestrial hypothesis in 1967 when my own field investigations disclosed an astonishing overlap between psychic phenomena and UFOs… The objects and apparitions do not necessarily originate on another planet and may not even exist as permanent constructions of matter. It is more likely that we see what we want to see and interpret such visions according to our contemporary beliefs."

John Keel, the Michael Jackson of Forteana

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The UFO appeared just as an airliner passed by.

You do know where the waste from airliners' lavatory goes, don't you?

As for Michael, or course he is not dead. I have it on good quthority that he is hanging out in Jimmy Hoffa's beach bar, enjoying the beautiful May weather on the southern coast of Atlantis. Elvis just left.

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I didn't know urine could glow, and that it could hover and swirl around ;-)

Sorry, even though I don't know what that is, and I'm also not ready to label it as an extraterrestrial mother ship, like Maussan, I don't think your theory can explain it.

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I don't know what that is either, but the big airplane going by is probably not just coincidence.

Whatever the whitish stuff is, it looks to be very light (as in not heavy). Big aircraft leave turbulence behind. So it does not seem unreasonable that the movement we see could be due to this turbulence, rather than independently powered motion.

It is hard to tell how big these objects are.

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It's also hard to know how close the objects are from the camera —or the airplane, for that matter.

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Take a recent picture of Michael Jackson, preferably with shades.

Place side by side with a conventional image of a Gray.

Note similarities:
Pointy chin
Small nose
Large dark eyes
Pale skin
Gliding movements
Shiny suits

Transhumanism and evolution indeed!

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Maybe the next step was the removal of the fifth digit in both his hands.

He was successful though, in achieving an ever youthful state. Whatever we think of his appearance, he certainly didn't show his age! I guess that counts for something?

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Indeed those similarities would support the theory that the real Mike was abducted some years ago, and it was only a double that died.

The deceased is also said to have had no hair on his head.

It would also explain how he got to Atlantis, where it is now the month of May. You see, Atlantis did not sink into the ocean, it was just displaced in time.

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TDG was mentioned in John's home town rag:

http://snipurl.com/mfs8b

"The Web site redpill.dailygrail.com reports that Keel hitchhiked to Greenwich Village in Manhattan in 1947 in pursuit of journalistic ventures. It was during this time he reportedly created comic book scripts for the creator of Superman, Jerry Siegel. By this time, Keel was working on several books, writing magazine articles and producing radio programs. He made his name as a “ufologist” and is credited with coining the term “Men in Black” to describe a secret agency dedicated to dealing with alien visitations. His work led him to frequent guest spots on talk shows, and according to the story published in the Tribune in 2002, Keel’s research formed the backbone of the popular Fox television show the X-Files."

Terry

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I read @ Cryptomundo that Keel thought most of the Internet was crap, but that his entry on the Red Pill was "fairly accurate". Coming from him, that's HUUUGE compliment :)

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Apparently his brain will be replaced before the burial. Since the family apparently wanted a second autopsy they may well have been responsible for its removal.

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Unless someone along the way performs the ol' Switcheroo...

Preposterous? Just remember: Albert Einstein wanted ALL of his remains to be destroyed, for fear that they would be revered like some sort of secular relic —which is what more or less happened with his brain in the end.

So, if the brain of a scientific genius provokes such fetishism among well-educated intelectuals, just imagine what could happen to the brain of the King of Pop.

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Brain veneration would be a new depth of unsavoury weirdness even for MJ fandom, I think. (Einstein's case is a bit different.) But I'm sure the rumours about what really happened to it have started already.

If you really want a ghastly freakshow, there's always Napoleon's (reputed) penis.

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anonymist wrote:

If you really want a ghastly freakshow, there's always Napoleon's (reputed) penis.

I see your Napoleon's penis and raise you a Rasputin's penis. Err, maybe 'raise' isn't the best choice of words...

Kind regards,
Greg
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This is a knife:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Large...

ROFL!

Terry

Greg wrote:
anonymist wrote:

If you really want a ghastly freakshow, there's always Napoleon's (reputed) penis.

I see your Napoleon's penis and raise you a Rasputin's penis. Err, maybe 'raise' isn't the best choice of words...

Kind regards,
Greg
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To big brains to big wangs in just 3 comments; let the record show that I'm innocent —this time :-P

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Sounds like envy of one sort or the other to me.

Terry, average on all accounts

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To big brains to big wangs in just 3 comments; let the record show that I'm innocent —this time :-P

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Didn't they find out that Einstein's brain was smaller than the average male adult brain.

I mean... I just find that interesting, you know? :}

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Apparently y'all are not proper catholics. Otherwise you would know about the savour's holy discarded part. You know, the part that Jewish guys don't have.

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Genesis 17

Abraham gathers his servants together for a meeting.

Abraham - "God told me I need to cut off all your foreskins with this knife."

Random servant - "SAY WHAT?"

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Yahweh was the ultimate fetishist :-D

Maybe that's also the origin of the name? From the scream of those law-abiding men the moment they lost that bit of manhood?? :-P

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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

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