News Briefs 26-04-2012By red pill junkieon Thursday, April 26th To teach if we are called upon To be taught if we are fortunate. Timothy Ferris, producer of Voyager’s golden record, ponders upon the never-ending journey of his creation [More]. Finding ET may require giant robotic leap –and taking notes from Clarke’s books… UFO lands in the White House, and out comes a bald slim humanoid –oh, wait! it’s just Nick Redfern. Interview with Greg ‘Space Brother’ Bishop. MIB security camera video debunked? DARPAnana split: hypersonic prototype crashed in 2011 because its skin peeled off. How to build a real-life time machine –grab a pencil: this is heavy stuff. Spritualism and Ouija boards in Mexico. Last missing fragment from the Egyptian Book of the Dead discovered in Queensland by “Dr. Taylor.” How FORTuitous. Nessie caught on sonar? Playful Sasquatches build sturdy stick structures to pass the time when they are not busy avoiding hairless monsters with boom sticks. Not-so-playful Sasquatch hunters build flimsy lawsuits against Matt Moneymaker & Cryptomundo when they are not busy not finding Sasquatch. Ancient viruses from the dinosaur era still thrive in our genes. Talking hoarding to a *whole* new level… Hungry hungry hippos humans: Ever since we started scavenging the plains of Africa 2.5 million years ago, we’ve eaten our way to the top of the food chain. Did climate change shape human evolution? So that might explain things: we’re a nostalgic species. Red pill of the day: California governor will no longer be briefed about Australia’s annual kangaroo harvest reports. I bet that was Ah!nold’s favorite day at the office. Thanks Rick. Quote of the day: “Send more Chuck Berry“ Steve Martin’s suggested response of an alien race after they find Voyager’s golden record.