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An Octopus in my Garden

Octopus: “Greetings humans, I bring offerings from the lord of R’lyeh. May you feast upon this crab carcass as if it was your last night on Earth. Because remember, ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthugha R’lyeh n’gha-ghaa naf’lthagn!”

And I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords. Mmm, crab.

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