Wisdom of Paris Hilton

'In the future I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make'.

Well said, Paris.

I love Paris Hilton.
There, right before my eyes is a woman living the kind of life the nuns warned us about, and who has not yet been struck down by God in His anger.

Who knows, if I had her money, and her looks, and her empty brain cells,that I might not be doing the same thing myself.

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Paul Collins's picture
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From pain comes wisdom. Let's all pray that Ms. Hilton learns from this experience.

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Although I suppose if you are Ms Hilton, this constitutes severe pain.

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Shadows

I'd love her money; but, not if her empty brain came with it! As for her body, I prefer mine!

But, if you like her, I like her.

What do you think?

cnnek

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Some creatures of the night are like the moth. And it keeps on flying into the light ...

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Sin is what you've done once you've been caught (in light of this thread, usually).

Anthony North

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You're a little devil Anthony.

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Hi cnnek,

it's not really about liking, it's more about being incredulous every time she pulls another stunt.

Think what you could do with the money instead of partying.

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Shadows

Partying is at the bottom of my list! Study, Research, Writing (Having the time to do it), and some community service are at the top of my list!!

What do you think?

cnnek

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And 2 weeks in clink to do nothing but read.

shadows

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She can't sing, act, or write, but makes lots of money at it. In fact, there are those out there who admire her for that quality. And just LOOK at the amount of attention she commands. Forget about AID's, global warming, and the threat of bird flue. If this person stood trial for murder, the American economy would collapse!

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People like scandals, orchestrated or not.

It is a measure of where we really are psychologically, even in the most advanced parts of this planet.

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Before Britney Spears and Paris Hilton there was a very funny movie called It's a Mad Mad Mad World. I distinctly remember an arguement in this film between an ecentric English man played by Terry-Thomas and Milton Berle who plays J. Russell Finch. This tirade says it all about people like Paris Hilton. Please read it and chuckle. It is meant to be humorous,not offensive. Hope you enjoy the chuckle!

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J. Algernon Hawthorne: I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other.
J. Russell Finch: Wait a minute, are you knocking this country? Are you saying something against America?
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.

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Especially the link to the national economy.

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Paris Hilton has bosoms ? Are we sure about that one?

However I have heard from a reliable source, who made this up, that Paris always opens the yogurt inside the store. Because it says "open here" on the lid.

I need new jokes.

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Paris Hilton has bosoms ? Are we sure about that one?

However I have heard from a reliable source, who made this up, that Paris always opens the yogurt inside the store. Because it says "open here" on the lid.

I need new jokes.

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good one

Paris is boobless...pretty much... but such a boob in other ways.. no?

m

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She may not be able to carry a tune in a bucket but she should be singing, "I fought the law and the law won."

Love, Pam -----------------------------Truth is stranger than fiction.

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Pam

She's just another person, rich or poor, and she should be treated like everyone else! The personality cults that have become so permeate, or should I say infect, society are repugnant to me! Furthermore, I think that the media should ignore her!

What do you think?

cnnek

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Sporting a very new accessory on her ankle. She couldn't stand the food so she was let out on a medical. -----------------------------Truth is stranger than fiction.

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Led from the courtroom screaming "It's not fair!" Paris is now, again incarcerated.
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Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

(4) requires excessive admiration

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Reprinted with permission from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth Edition. Copyright 1994 American Psychiatric Association

Also: narcissism
Grandiosity
Inflated self-esteem or self-worth, usually manifested as content of thinking or talk with themes reflecting the patient's belief that he or she is the greatest or has special attributes or abilities.

Also: delusions of grandeur, grandiose
http://behavenet.com/capsules/disorders/...

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well paris lives in her own little world,
and thats fine if shes happy and doesnt hurt any1 or herself

hopefully she will learn from this and not continue on a downward pattern like so many before her.

maybe the judge was wrong - maybe she is too fragile - maybe instead of jail - let her do chores around neighbourhood.

lets face it - i hope she is fast picking up that soapbar in the shower if it drops.

and i know so many on this board like to argue every point -
so i will say it for you - who knows maybe she will like it

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I think she is going to a realtively comfy jail
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"Sheriff Lee Baca, the Los Angeles law-enforcement official who ordered Hilton released from jail after serving only three days in her 45-day sentence, accepted a $1,000 campaign donation last year from William Barron Hilton—Paris's grandfather."

source:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/20...

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I come back here to this thread and you people should have hair dryers over your heads! (laughing) All of you! I actually quoted It's a Mad Mad Mad world and now I discover everyone has incorporated the MMM world logic into the thread. Well here is another link to discuss under those hair dryers!

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WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE!

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Earthling

She shouldn't be any more or less comfortable than anyone else in jail! She's nothing special and bossoms without brains don't impress me unless the person is a nice person! Paris Hilton isn't a nice person!

What do you think?

cnnek

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I just say that Paris is not particularly important, and she does not seem to have interesting bosoms, nor interesting brains. Where do you get the impression that I like Paris, or her bosoms, or her brains?

She should be treated like other people who go to jail for similar offenses.

The offenses are relatively minor I think, I'm not sure. So the punishment should be appropriate, especially for a silly repeat offender.

But really, this is all very silly. There are much more important things, including what you or I will have for lunch tomorrow.

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Earthling

As for the bosoms, I think that anything larger than an "A" cup is big! I prefer small; but, I don't care about body parts when the person is nice!

As for the punishment, I agree that it should fit the crime. But, I also think that it should be the same punishment that anyone else would get for the same repeat offence!

Now that I think about it, our breakfast, and supper are also more important than Paris Hilton! But, "What isn't more important than Paris Hilton?" That is the question.

What do you think?

cnnek

{You Can Teach People How To Think Or What To Think; But, You Can't Do Both! It Is Better To Teach People How To Think!!!}

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So what did you eat? You are many hours ahead of me, time-zone-wise.

We should be complete in our journalistic coverage here :)

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Earthling

Rice(With A Raw Egg Mixed In It), Tofu, Natto(Fermented Soy Beans), etc. - How about you?

What do you think?

cnnek

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I had some langustino tails and some rice and some garlic butter. Since I am a simple western barbarian, I cooked those things :)

Also ate some of the remaining melted butter with some bread.

And some fresh (or so they tell me) fruit.

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The ham was delicately placed between two thick slices of buttered multigrain. I used four slices of tomato and some Colby matured cheese with pepper and light salt to taste.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200...

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yes I can be serious..

The outrage was because she wasn't being treated like every one else. The sheriff that let her out had received funding for campaign from her father.. so I read.

I think she had been driving with a suspended license. She was on probation. It is all very silly, specially when she could have been driven around.

She really isn't very important I guess. It must have been a slow news day lol

lunch... did someone say lunch?

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you got that one right...

I live next door to one lol

but is Paris one...? Or just spoiled and over indulged?