You might as well break it down to the kiddies now, folks:
Santa is not coming tonight.
He was dettained in Chile by a bunch of very naughty boys, while he was showing his support to the students that are demanding free education.
Where's Rudolph with his big-ass antlers when you need him?
But do try to have a Merry Xmas anyway.
PS: And in case some of your kids asked for a copy of Pepper Spray: the videogame this year --you might wanna consider sending to therapy next year...