Man Arrested for Marinating Cat
Posted by red pill junkie at 18:31, 14 Aug 2010Via Gawker:
Police in Buffalo arrested 51-year-old Gary L. Korkuc after they pulled him over for blowing through a stop sign, and found four-year-old Navarro marinating in his trunk in a mixture of oil, crushed red peppers, chili pepper and salt. Spicy! So why would Korkuc want to eat his cat? According to a memo from the staff at the local SPCA, obtained by the Buffalo News, Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful." He told police that Navarro was mean to him. The memo added, "Do not under any circumstances adopt to this man ever again." Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Navarro has already been adopted by a family, and his new name is Oliver.
Those police officers are SO easy to dupe. It's obvious this apparent lunatic (and feline connoisseur) was a nothing but a fragglewump being caught at snack time.
Memo to the BPD: Ditch the tasers, and arm your troopers with canaries instead ;)
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1 May 2004
18 hours 29 min
Usually, you slaughter the animal before reaching the point of marinating it. Not to mention I'm pretty sure the average car trunk doesn't reach sufficient temperature for meat preparation.
I guess I should be wondering how this guy made it to 51.
9 May 2010
48 weeks 1 day
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"We're all puppets, Jesus. I'm just the one that sees the strings, the stage, the puppetmaster, and the audience." Exerpt from a dialog Jesus and I had in your kitchen a week ago • • •*• •°•
12 April 2007
1 hour 8 min
That small detail is precisely what made me realize this was a troll in disguise ;)
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
26 July 2010
1 year 21 weeks
4chan is gonna shit themselves over this. This Gary fellow's life is over!!
jr
12 April 2007
1 hour 8 min
Getting to the point where you've got nothing better to do than marinating your pet, means he probably didn't have too much of a life left anyway.
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
26 July 2010
1 year 21 weeks
What the hell do the cops think of people when they find things like this?
jr
12 April 2007
1 hour 8 min
...Cops think?? @_@
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
26 July 2010
1 year 21 weeks
Well, some do. In my part o' the country, most cops are pretty decent (there are, of course, exceptions). Course, they are still cops...
jr
9 May 2010
48 weeks 1 day
http://www.denverpost.com/commented/ci_1...
"We're all puppets, Jesus. I'm just the one that sees the strings, the stage, the puppetmaster, and the audience." Exerpt from a dialog Jesus and I had in your kitchen a week ago • • •*• •°•
26 July 2010
1 year 21 weeks
Who did that guy think he was, a free man? To think, the audacity to stand outside, on a public sidewalk, and talk on his phone? He had it coming.
jr
26 July 2010
1 year 21 weeks
Who did that guy think he was, a free man? To think, the audacity to stand outside, on a public sidewalk, and talk on his phone? He had it coming.
jr
12 April 2007
1 hour 8 min
That's why everybody should carry a cell phone with a video camera.
And I know that when I wrote "cops think?" I made a prejudist & gross over-generalization; I can only add in my defense that I live in Mexico, and we have a lot of trouble with our police forces —even though there are the very rare & precious exceptions.
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
9 May 2010
48 weeks 1 day
I felt a horrific mental pain when the camera operator looked away when it first happens then coming to the realization that he needs to do his job and observe. That right there is an overshadowing of the real police force hidden in plain eye sight and yet they forbid civilians to tape these events. What a joke!
"We're all puppets, Jesus. I'm just the one that sees the strings, the stage, the puppetmaster, and the audience." Exerpt from a dialog Jesus and I had in your kitchen a week ago • • •*• •°•
6 April 2010
19 hours 45 min
gross! first of all a cat would not be the first thing i decide to kill and eat (not like i ever would). go lobster ;)
"Following the dog’s example, you will have to be wise in sniffing, smelling and estimating these fine and meaty books...after which you should break the bone and suck the substantial marrow..." ~ Rabelais
12 April 2007
1 hour 8 min
Ah. Now THERE is an animal no one feels any quibbles about preparing while it's still alive. We're all very fur-biased :-P
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
6 April 2010
19 hours 45 min
Ah. Now THERE is an animal no one feels any quibbles about preparing while it's still alive. We're all very fur-biased :-P
well except PETA I suppose ;P
"Following the dog’s example, you will have to be wise in sniffing, smelling and estimating these fine and meaty books...after which you should break the bone and suck the substantial marrow..." ~ Rabelais