Open Letter to Rupert Murdoch, et al

You vulnerably exposed your Achilles’ heal by featuring on network news a youth performing altruistic service for the betterment of mankind. True, she was cute and blond, but all’s fair . . . as you people say. In playing the game by the rules you’ve established, look for the following full-page ad to appear in major newspapers throughout the world. (Thought you’d appreciate the irony that it will run in the ‘Arts’ section.)

Wanted: People ages 12 – 15 who are interested in helping fix FEMA (each countries’ FEMA counterpart will be listed) so FEMA can do its job of helping people in need.

Mandatory Requirement: Must have performed at least two random acts of kindness to date,
and
Any one of these Additional Requirements:
Profitably ran a lemonade stand.
Organized a sleep-over.
Helped build a tree house.
Convinced your parent or sibling to do something.

Brought to you by: YES, PLEASE (Youth Eager to Save the Planet, Love Everyone, and Stop Exploitation)

Send your resumes to: Rupert Murdoch
c/o The Roundtable Network