Hearld Tribune
This was inevitable
Billy Cox
Published Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 9:56 a.m.
Under normal circumstances, you don’t expect government bureaucracy to kick-start a New Age renaissance. But given the revelations about how we’ve been played, spun, insulted and debased by the endless fantasies roiling out of this administration, we need to reconsider.
Take last weekend’s New York Times report about the retired generals and admirals retained as “war on terror” analysts by network television. The news flash was about how all these guys were regurgitating talking points assigned to them by Donald Rumsfeld, which they proceeded to render as their own unique opinions.
A decade ago, this might have qualified as a scandal.
But after having badged a right-wing “male escort” as a White House correspondent for a bogus news agency, fed government-produced “news” clips to TV stations without revealing their sourcing, staged phony press conferences employing FEMA’s own PR flacks as reporters, paid a conservative columnist $240,000 to praise Education Department programs, surreptitiously subsidized nearly a dozen South Florida journalists to broadcast government propaganda for Radio Martí and TV Martí, planted shills with softball questions in spontaneous presidential town hall forums, not to mention WMD, Mission Accomplished, the Saddam-Bin Laden syndicate, etc., etc. — um, sorry, De Void just lost track of what the main verb here was supposed to be.
Anyhow, headlines about compromised generals no longer tax our credulity. As a Bush administration official told real-life journalist Ron Suskind in 2004:
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality . . . we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out.”
So here’s the reality of how things are sorting out these days at the center of America’s political universe. The Washington City Paper has just named a television station that isn’t even a year old as “Best Local TV Channel.” It’s Channel 49. It bills itself as the WUFO TV Network.
From the article: “It’s worth messing with the rabbit ears for a bit to take the occasional trip through the looking glass and realize just how many people are fixated on ancient cultures, government cover-ups and (alien) probing.”
So check it out at http://www.tv49dc.com/ and remember: On any given day, residents of the nation’s capital are tuning into programming about alien abductions, Tesla weapons, the approaching 2012 Earth changes, prehistoric technologies, and the gods from planet Nibiru who visited Earth 450,000 years ago.
Can you feel it? The ball’s in the air, man, and reality is up for grabs in the Beltway. The Iraqi insurgents are “dead-enders” in their final throes, global warming is a Marxist hoax, “We do not torture,” plutonium from Niger, heckuva job, Brownie . . .
WUFO TV is the place where District of Columbia audiences are going for the unofficial version.
NOTE FROM WUFO.TV - WE THANK BILLY FOR HIS INSIGHTFUL ARTICLE AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO OUR BEST!! TELL THE MEN IN BLACK TO GO CHASE THE REPTOIDS INSTEAD!


