News Briefs 21-02-2013
Posted by red pill junkie at 05:46, 21 Feb 2013Díme si algún día tú volverás...
- Thanks to last year's discovery of the Higgs, scientists can now predict how we'll get wiped out by an alternative universe. Well that was money well spent!
- 'Big news' concerning dark matter coming soon, scientists say. Because those LHC dudes can't have all the fun.
- Scorching tiny exoplanet discovered. I propose we name it planet Yo-mama & lighten up astronomer students the world over.
- Curiosity ready to eat Martian dust after successful drilling. What's the binary code for Om Nom Nom?
- Colleges offering courses in Droning. Would it get you extra-credits if you ace Flight Simulator?
- This is what it looks like when you wear Google's augmented reality eyeglasses.
- Dolphins may call each other by name. I'm sure they also bully each other with nicknames like 'Mackerel breath' or 'Flabby fin.'
- No love for the jackalope in the US Senate.
- Chilean chupacabras startles suburban couple.
- Memento Monster: Minnesota Ice Man for sale.
- Watch Who Forted?'s documentary Bigfoot Hunter: Still Searching online for free!
- Chris Carter on Skeptiko: Scientific evidence for life after death is overwhelming.
- The Mystical Math of Rock. And that's the magic numbeeeer....
- Man who died in fire may have spontaneously combusted.
- The MIB at Edgar Allan Poe's grave.
- Red Pill of the Day: Muscovite crows frolic in the snow.
Thanks to Rick, Susan & Johnny Walker
Quote of the Day:
"Will you be able to sidle up next to a Google Glass wearer and say "ok glass, show me midget porn" or are they tied to wearer's voice?"



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21 February 2013
15 weeks 6 days
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18 September 2007
1 hour 8 min
Tell us more.
21 February 2013
15 weeks 6 days
You know that I have been visiting this site almost daily for years now. Years and years. Don't know why I never created an account before.
You guys almost lost me years ago when you decided to move everything over to the science blog site. I was having nightmares and withdraws, lighting candles around my monitor praying to Hephaestus that the Grail would be returned to its former glory.
Then slowly ...slowly the Grail came back, the planets aligned, and I say a little prayer every day that you never return to those wicked times.
6 April 2010
7 min 38 sec
...mmmmm...you might need to ask Hades on this one friend ;)
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................
30 April 2004
2 hours 2 min
Then slowly ...slowly the Grail came back, the planets aligned, and I say a little prayer every day that you never return to those wicked times.
Have added your username to the trusted user group, to minimise any anti-spam hoops you have to jump through when commenting.
Kind regards,
Greg
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You monkeys only think you're running things
@DailyGrail
12 April 2007
15 hours 31 min
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
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@red_pill_junkie
18 September 2007
1 hour 8 min
As near as I can tell that is Shakespeare's "to be or not to be" speech. Finally, a version our space brothers can understand.
12 April 2007
15 hours 31 min
Bravo, sir!
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
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@red_pill_junkie
1 May 2004
1 day 19 hours
[Raucous laughter]
[Astronomy professor stops video]
Prof (resignedly): Class dismissed.
You do realize this is what keeps NASA from sending a probe to Uranus.
12 April 2007
15 hours 31 min
One can dream ;)
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
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@red_pill_junkie
6 April 2010
7 min 38 sec
i saw a video of them doing this in yellowstone after eating at a wolf kill. i think they do it to either clean something off their feathers, like the gore of a meal, or to get rid of parasites. and yeah...it's fun :3
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................
6 April 2010
7 min 38 sec
...are real...and it's a terrible way to die (warning: graphic nightmare fuel):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shope_papil...
https://www.google.com/search?q=Shope%20...
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................
12 April 2007
15 hours 31 min
Those poor bunnies :(
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me...
It's all the rabbit SH*T you stumble over on your way down!!!
Red Pill Junkie
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@red_pill_junkie
14 April 2009
7 weeks 5 days
let that be an object lesson to you folks, men & women: ALWAYS clean up your cervix after every meal
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All that lives is holy, life delights in life.
--William Blake
6 April 2010
7 min 38 sec
that's gross :P
...I forgot how I got here but everyone seems to be heading off in that direction. I hope someone brought food. I have a feeling this is going to be a long journey................