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News Briefs 01-01-2013

A happy and healthy 2013 to each and every one of you!

Quote of the Day:

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

Benjamin Franklin

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  1. ghost stories
    [quote=] She took a cloth and rubbed it on the mummy’s dick, and then rubbed it on her husband’s dick. The next time she had sex with her husband, his penis seemed larger and fuller and she was about to orgasm except that at that moment she looked up and saw it was actually the ghost on top of her. Everyone thought she was crazy, but then it happened again the next time she had sex. They had to set up an exorcism for this ghost.

    …They had a blacksmith make a tight-fitting sheath made of metal, and once the husband got erect the ghost came out and got caught in the codpiece. They threw holy water at him.

    …That expelled the ghost from the guy’s body. So forever he had a small penis, but he was free of the ghost. As for the ghost, he gained a great following among older ladies, and eventually so many were coming to see him that they had to lock the mummy in a back room, which is where he remains to this day.[/quote]

    ..I can not stop laughing…it’s just so riDICKulous 😉

  2. RE: Project X
    Just a thought in a question: Why don’t we explore the limits of the human mind and body before trying to supersede them with something else?

    Faster and stronger are easily enough achieved, but “better”? Who has the wisdom to make that judgement call?

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